Once I lived in a castle made by italian marble, with thousands of maid to pamper me for every my needs, surrounded by enchanted forest with picturesque gardens and great lakes, under the protection of the great white clouds, decorated with flocks of virgin white pigeons. But those were the days and today I've changed. And this blog is a proof. And these entries are all about me : My Past, The Present and My Future.

Hiks! This entry mungkin boleh dianggap sebagai lambat memandangkan meks bukanlah orang yang pertama update about this thing. Nak tahu about what? Of cos la about the outing trip to Port Dickson. In this entry, meks akan share with all of you readers the jouyner pergi ke sana.

Disclaimer : All the photoes taken with permission from Petanda Kecil aka Najib


At first mende inniew sebenarnya we'olsnak wat untuk sesaja-sesuka u'ols. Memandangkan sambutan hangat untuk bersukaneka dan riadah dinihari kat Tasik Permaisuri setiap pagi Sabtu kan, jadi di atas cadangan Julie Jalil aka Boy Renoma aka Johan Jaquime or nama sebenar die nasrul Naujubillah. And we the committee members (over sund! Ada urusetia katanya!! LOL!) anggarkan lebih kurang only 20 orang sajork yang akan join. Sekali sambutan ittiew sungguh memberangsangkan. namun biasalah, setiap aktiviti ada kenangan pahit manis die kan. So here it is, the entry ynag meks akan share all the memorable, unforgettable, sweet memoirs and life-teaching experiences.

The outing adalah selama 2 hari 1 malam u'ols. Bermula dari 16 to 17th June 2007. The location, as mentioned earlier, The Miami of Penisular Malaysia (LOL!!!! Hanj sekal ittiew comparison). Jumlah peserta adalah seramai 26 orang (lebih dari anggaran) u'ols. Hiks!

Jumaat, 15/06/07 21:00

Ring! Ring!
Isis : U'ols tuwun La Queen ke tonite?
Naomi / Petanda / Effy / Ben / Ahfad : Dinch u'ols. Nak tidow. Esok kan nak bertolak awal?!
Isis : Occay then. Meks also dinch tuwun la. Nak tidow nie. Catch up my beauty sleep.
-conversations end-

So selepas panggilan ittiew, meks pung terus tidow.

Sabtu, 16/06/07 06:00

Meks dah bangun. Yess!! meks ulang. Meks dah bangun u'ols pukul 06:00. bangun dari tidow kul 06:00. Believe it or not. Meks dah bangun, potong pisng, lenyek pisng, gaul ngan tepung n buat cekodok untuk breakfast kudapan katanya. Meks guna 2 tandan pisang yer untuk 26 org. Which is quite alot la kan?!

Sabtu, 16/06/07 08:00

Meks called Kak G aka Petanda Kecil (cos now sudah ada Petanda Besar). Nak double comfirm dengan die adakah die akan datang mengambil meks. And she asnwered YES delightfully. Occaylah! Meks pung naik ke bilik dan terus bersiap packing semua bagai. Apa yang perlu dibawa untuk this outing. Erm. So meks packing sume dengan mengunakan prinsip Minimal or Light-Travelling and list down here are the items yg perlu dan wajib.

1. Toto
2. 2 Bantal
3. 1 Bantal Peluk
4. Selimut Kait
5. Selimut Kain
6. My toiletries bag - include dlm ittiew adalah : shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, color conditioner, scrub, toothbrush, sponge loofah, brush belakang, foot scrub salt, facial, toothpaste, deodorant, miniture fragrance.
7. 4 g-strings
8. 3 baby tee
9. 1 white tee-singlet
10. 2 hot pants
11. 1 shorts
12. 3 jeans
13. 2 pairs of earing
14. 3 sets of necklace (include one military tag)
15. 2 caps
16. 2 towels (one for emergency in case another member do not bring their towels)
17. 2 pairs of sandal
18. 1 pair of sport shoe
19. 1 pair of heel
20. Cekodok 4 tupper-ware (for each car satu)
21. 1 set of sand castle kit


Semua ini yg important meks masukkan dlm bag n packing. Oh terlupe,

22. Torch light
23. First Aid kit
24. SE handphone charger.

I think I already list down all the important things. Those other fancy and not really important items such as my tube, hair band, make up kit, eyeshadow, my fork n spoon semua tu tak payah. We are going for only 2 days bukan nye 4 or 5 hari kan?!

Sabtu, 16/06/07, 09:00

Erm, meks dah bawak turun dah semua my bags and stuff ke bawah kat depan pintu and tunggu Kak G datang. Meks pose kat situ. Meks jeling kat jam, dah pukul 09:15. Sepatutnya berkumpul pukul 09:00 kat Kak Ara. Meks call balik Kak G, tengah pick up Kojie. Yang angkat Naomi. Occay lah. Meks tunggu. Meks call Kie, die tengah amik Kak GG aka Petanda Besar and on the wy amik AJ. Occay!

Meks call Efy, die dah sampai. Ok. Meks tunggu lagi. Sambil tgk tv, buat kuku sat. Baca paper, breakfast nasi lemak. Tengok jam dah pukul 09:30. Mak call balik Kak G, baru amik Kojie tapi kali ni Bibi yg jawab. Mek pelik. Mana Kakarin? Ok. Around 15 minit or so, Kak G pun datang. Dalam tue ada Kak G as driver, Naomi Kakakrin, Bibi, Kak Deli and Kojie. And masing-masing tengah riba their stuff. Selepas masukkan semua barang meks
yg depa also tergamam, kiteorg off to Kak Ara.


Sabtu, 16th/06/07, 10:15

We'ols sampai kat Kak Ara. Tengok yang dah ada kereta Wira Kie, Satria Adib, Kelisa Effy, Gen 2 Adie and Iswara Kak G. Setelah a few minutes (estimate dlm plan around 15 to punggah and agihkan seats - which the proposal meant to be written beautifully and smoothly dlm proposal sajork - reality : 45 minutes) we'ols bergerak ke destination. Yeah!!! Meks naik kete Kie dan bergegas ke Ukay Perdana untuk pick up Kerol.

Ring!! Ring!!
Isis : hello, Kerol, kiteorg dah ada kat pintu gerbang Ukay Perdana. U kat mana?
Kerol : Isis, I tunggu u kat junction rumah I. U terus , lepas tue junction ke-2 kiri masuk situ n then terus. Hujung jalan u akan nampak I.
-conversation ends-

Oklah. Short one. dekat la kot nah! Sekali lepas 10 minutes driving, Dinch nampak. And then we'ols nampak satu contruction with a junction to the left. Kalu di kire dari MRR2, this is a 2nd one, but takkanlah this one kot kan?! tak per bawak ke depan lagi. Ada la jumpe one junction. "Masuk and just go straight", meks cakap kat Kie. We'ols terus turun satu bukit and nampak tokong. Turun that bukit, baru nampak Kerol terpacak tengah tengah jalan waiting for us. "Dekat sangat", Kakakrin cakap. LOL!! And we speed off to Sungai Besi where sumer berjanji untuk berkumpul kat Petronas right after tol ittiew.

Sabtu, 16th/06/07, 11:45

Meks tengok sumer kereta dah pose kat situ including Waja Ayie KJ. Keluarlah Aman, Ayie, Rino and Nizam. Erk, mana kereta Satria Adib? Kereta Effy memang dinch ada cos he need to rush to his house to pick the marinade BBQ chicken. Sementara ittiew, meks mendengar Kie jerit, "To all drivers, please drive your car pergi ittiew pump. Nak isi now. Isis get ready". Meks pung pergi la ke kaunter. The first thing budak tue cakap, "Yer kak, kaunter berapa?" LOL!! Leyh? Dinch dargui but still the title apa yang diberikan? LOL!! "pam 22, 21 and 3 RM50, V power". Meks terus kuar dri situ and makan makan cekodok dengan the yang lain.

Rino masa inniew membuat komen meks kedekut pisang and tak masukkan pisang yg banyak. Meks dah astagana ilmaulana dah! Aku dah bagi makan tu sumbat je la - jangan banyak songel, mak kawin ko ngan si Lahanat tue baru tau. LOL!! Itiew adalah ngomel hati kecil meks dan wajah meks tetap mengukirkan senyuman plastik. LOL!! Selang seketika, Ahfad call meks, "Nyeh kereta Adib dah terlajak ke Nilai, so kite berjumpe di Nilai sajork la terus". Occay then. "Bapoksss! Cepat masuk kereta dan bergegas ke Nilai!!"Mak larik masuk kereta Petanda. Dengan harapan nak makan Cekodok n isap rokok.


Sabtu, 16/06/07, 12:30

Meks tengok kereta Kie dah masuk ke Nilai R&R. Nasib baik dinch masuk ke Nilai Memorial. Hiks! Tercari-cari jugak kereta Effy and Adib. Dinch ado pung! Propah sangat. Meks pung call Ahfad. Meks lagi yg pakai credit. Tak per demi kengkawan - redha! Ahfad kata die nampak meks. Puas meks pusing pusing cari, nampak la mereka. Duduk kat seat belakang pokok pokok semak tgh makan. No wonder meks tak nampak. So we'ols bergegas begerak ke petrol pump
seterusnya untuk isi minyak kete Adib. I repeat isi minyak kereta Adib. **Sapa kata meks dinch isi minyak kereta Adib? Macam tue la. Banyak berdengki, orang buat tue salah buat ni salah. Ko nak ikut ko jangan nak banyak complain. Kalau tau copek tue copek je, jangan nak upgrade jahat jadi copek and fussy tak bertempat dalam your hell resume**

Sabtu, 16/06/07, 13:00

Sepanjang perjalanan meks dari Nilai ke Petrol pump, penat meks hupdates berita sensasi dan panas kepada kereta Petanda Kecil. Lepas tue dah sampai, again it is a Shell. Kali ini semua nak turun. Meks pun masuk untuk bayar. Again, "Yer Kak?". I think I'm going to considered to stick using only Shell Petrol la kot kalo where ever meks masuk, Kak di panggilnye meks. LOL!!! After that, we off to Port Dickson!

Sabtu 16/06/07, 13.45

We'ols sampai la kat situ. Meks tengok kat belakang kereta Kie, so both of us kuar dari highway and we'ols tgk Waja Ayie park tul tul before tol. Astagfirullah hal azim. Selalunya meks tengok orang tunggu after Tol die tunggu before Tol. Hebat!! Pembaharuan!! Adalah satu hamba Allah ni dah kecoh bising-bising, "Isis, the other 2 cars Gen 2 ngan Satria dah terlepas dah". And what you expect me to do? Fly with my superpowers and lift them up and bring them here ke woofy? Ko hengat aku transformer? Aku ni Deception, Reception apa kejadah nama transformer tu? So we'ols bergerak and nak amik hati, meks pung call la Adie. Adie sound like occay je, in fact die kata "It is occay, we'ols buat U turn. Just go on. Kiteorg sampai kat PD we will give a call.". So meks berbisik dihati, org sesat ternag hati, org tak sesat poyo nak mampus, awat nah?! Pelik kan? La La La

Sampai kat situ, kiteorg follow Kereta Kie to our mansion. Harga mansion nie RM550 per nite. Kinda expensive untuk PD nye range kan? The mansion's location quite occaylah, kalau tanak tasik, baru basuh beras dah sampai pantai dah. Dekat kan? Siap ada BBQ place, veranddah, pintu and curtains ala ala stage show. ghitss!

Semua masuk ala ala dinch pernah jumpe rumah ni. Meks tengok aman, he seem so excited and delightful and kalau tak silap meks, she said "Seriously, this is wonderful and just like what I have in mind. A perfect gateway mansion." And damn rigth girl, all of us couldn't agreed more. Hargh tuih! LOL!!!

p/s : Stay tune for the Part 2 : The Evening Activities!