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Sunday, July 23

I'm Shocked!

Al-Fatihah. Today i was shocked sgt! Around 8 in the evening, i tgh ala ala baring menunggu Konsert Akademi Fantasia sambil keropok lekor, chips, popia goreng and popia basah, soya bean, kurma, lunch's Chochlate Banana Cake (which is from Secret recipy! yum yumyum!) and kacang (matilah! ni motif melantak mcm setan ni kape? hiks! Abang, i makan macam ni bukan selalu occay! hiks! matilah laki meks kene tambha pendapatan nak jaga appetite meks sajork! but motif tak naik naik badan? ada mende lain makan sekali kew? ) - which is ADE!! tak lain tak bukan, my mummy! hiks! merasalah due due terbaring mcm anak dara tue (my mum mmg dah tue which is dah tepat, but anak dara? i dont think so! myself, tue - totally NOT! anak dara? - OBVIOUSLY NO COMMENT!), meks telah mendapat satu phone call from my neighbour friend yang telah pung meks bersama-sama menghabiskan sisa kehidupan meks bersama di UiTM Kedah, my ex-classmate, AZLEEN MELORINA (an example of how classical name jadi so modern! nasib baik melorina! KEKWA-tina ado?). She told me through the phone, that my another ex-classmate, ex-roomate (which is also in UiTM KEDAH), Yahafizi's father passed away just after maghrib. sakit strok uols! kalo tak silap meks, since meks kat Kedah laie, his late-father kene strok!

SYEKIRA's CALL

So, meks pung start la calling calling all my old frens, tanya how, uols pegi ke idak (all kind of excuse meks dgr - yerla sturday nite la katakan!) meks pung ala ala mcm nak gi ORANGE, MANHUNT kan! - that why la! but meks gigihkan jugak utk ke Ampang. menziarahi jenazah! so meks bergegas ke bilik, tukar baju, make up a lil bit (matilah a lil bit katanya! tak de maknanye a lil bit! meks rasa yang idak ado cume fake eyelashes jew! matilah nak ziarah org sakit ke nak bagi orang tue sano haert attack some more!). and then meks mendapat panggilan from a big size person, a fren of mine, SYEKIRA (bukan ittiew Shakira- Hips Dont Lie nah! jauh panggang dari api uols! nan ado samo nyew!). Syekira ask me to pick her up kat her house! matilah ko! terpaksa lah meks singgah Taman Harmonis (which is only 5 min driving from my house) before went to AMPANG! but meks occay jew!~

this is Syekira - see, i told ya! Jauh Panggang dari api kan! hiks~

MEETING SHANY AND DIOT

lepas tue, both of us bergerak to Bkt Antarabangsa, to pick up Shany n Diot (meks pelik la! kawan puki meks nama kalah bapok! after this ada bapok nak pakai nama TRANSISTOR or PENEBAT RINTANGAN or SUIS ke? matilah meks!) di rumah Lia and meks berjumpe la dgn another gajah, Lyn (matilah meks kene hempap after this! lalalala) - it was like old tims, jumpe and discuss about guys n LAW. hiks! and sukecite tul hati meks when all of them said they are coming to my Miss Malaysia to support me! meks sukew mek girang meks melompat masuk gaung! yang penting, motif Diot (uols mesti asking yourself, DIOT stand for wat kan? naDia OThman! matilah! diot katanya! meks confrim kene hambat cos carut minah rempit race bawak BM nie hiks!) tunjuk kat meks gambar laki baru die (meks rasa minah ni laki melambak! simpan patung apew?) and meks TASTE sgt! but mengenangkan laki, meks sabor sajork! hiks! love ya! (matilah amik hati katanya!)

This is Liyana and DIOT (rambut pjg mulut cebik mcm itik) hiks! matilah!! meks kene langgar ngan BM Diot!

WAJA's FEVER

N then, meks kene pergi Mobil Jln Ampang to guide another car, kete Iskandar which ado kat dlmnya, Epul, Mek Kelate, Meloq and Judge, all way from Shah Alam. Actually, Fizi (the deceased's son), Iskandar and myself is roomate for 3 semester before all of us, bawak jalan arah masing masing (betul ke idak ayat meks ni?). so it was best gilew berjumpe balik after almost 2 years dinch berjumpa (but still sad for Fizi's father). after duduk kat sitoo for half an hour, meks pung duduk la luar with all the other girls (berani mati tak? meks berkebaya and selendang lace katanya!) duduk luar ngan DIOT jauh jauh sikit ngan FIZI, ISKANDAR and hisap rokok yer!!!! meks pedulik ape, meks berkebaya, diot berbaju kurung bertudung some more, hisap rokok! dasara minah rempit sgt!! hiks! (so funny sgt part tue!) - all does bring alll the good memories!

Panas!

After that, we all pung balik la. Singgah Petronas Jln Ampang to meet up ngan Mat (one of the girls' lover- not mine!). dlm perjalanan yang sekijab ittiew we ols rasa panas! of cos la! sume berbaju kurung n kebaya! panas la kan! punya la jarang masing masing berbaju sopan sekali tak bahang katanya satu badan! meks tgh drive n toleh ke DIOT, and tgk minah ni dah start wat perangai! angkat kain sampai ke betis n kipas pakai risalah Giant! tingtong tul la minah nie! hiks! teringat meks masa kat Shah Alam naik kete ngan DIOT! masing masing tukar baju kruugn sambil driving! hiks! all those good memory!

Lusty Pleasure

teringat kat Manhunt kat Orange!! apa lah kaedahnya yang terjadi! teringin nak tau! meks dengar citer bapok bapok meriah pikat jejants kat situ! matilah lepas nie meks dgr again cerita kes kene hempuk kat dinding pizza hut! hiks! yang penting meks happy cos:

Meks berjumpe dengan kawan kawan lama meks (altho occasion die a lil bit salah!)
Amirul sudah get lost from AF
my hunny bunny asyik tanya pasal emks occay ke idak pasal this incident! as if die tahu meks ni lemah semangat!
my bunny tetap ingat kat meks walaupung he is in Pangkor. love ya!

Love ya~ Muax!

Labels: Blogging

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 03:30 2 Comments

Cinta Buta?

Tuesday, July 18

**Inilah bukanlah satu entry blog untuk mengutuk Siti Nurhaliza, Datuk Kahlid ataupung perhubungan mereka! tetapi ini adalah entry mengenai cinta berkaitan dengan insan yang lebih berusia!!

Aiyooooo!! begitu Intim meks tgk Datuk K ngan Siti Nurhaliza .... biasa la uols, pengantin baru tue ... uols leh wat? tak leh kan ....

Nak umumkan tarikh tunang pung ala ala wat media conferance yer! siap ada direct telecast lagik!!! (uols kalo uols nak kawin, ada sampai tahap cengini? tak de kan .... jgn kata telecast, uols beduk kat surau pugn tak de sapo yang dengar or amik tahu uols!! - beduk? *matilah Isis tidak pernah tgk PA System!!)

Inilah die bukti cinta ittiew buta (Bak kata Puteera70 yer! meks masih ingat statement ittiew kepada salah sorang budak YM di Uptown!! Matilah!!) dan tidak mengenal usia (uols nak kawin dengan orang usia ala ala sama nombor ngan bilangan pil viagra yang die kene hamik setiap kali merembak?) dan persoalan yang sgt penting, MAMPUKAH BANGKA INI MEMUASKAN NAFSU BUAS BINATANG UOLS?

Tetapi walaupun ape pung, situasi ini adalah lebih MULIA dan LEBIH AFDAL, LEBIH ELOK dan LEBIH DITERIMA MASYARAKAT kerana sekurang kurang nye insan yang berkasih ini bukan la seperti ( kawan i nie - sat, kawan ke kaedahnya kalo perangai kawan makan kawan kan! ader la sekor nie ), pungguk waiting forever bulan call centre jatuh ke riba, kan! opps!

yang penting, biarlah dlm satu hubungan itu, kita dinilai cantik dimata partner kiter, dan bukanlah kite sendiri yang mengatakan dirti kite cantik seperti dialog yang Isis petik dari sebuah rancangan reality yang berlaku pada hari Sabtu lepas di salah sebuah Restorent terkemuka di ibukota:

Isis Natasha

mempersembahkan

sebuang theater bertajuk

Sang Gajah dan Diana Ross

(situasi : bayangkan uols tengah duduk melepak dengan kawan kawan uols kat satu meja berhadapan dengan salah seekor binatang peliharaan. tengah dok asyik bercherita dan bergossiping nieh, vivinatangs-diludah-di sangkar-zoo [VDSZ] ini leh bersore dengan lantang ..... )

VDSZ : Begitulah, kekwat ngan meks sekarang, tak nak salam meks pungs! (dengan sore yang lantang umpama anjing menyalak meminta Pedigree sehingga satu mapley mendengar nye uols!)

Uols yang Vast [UV] : Sorry la nyeh, meks tak perasan ko (ulasan Isis : motif? hai, jantan cando seribu batu ko nampak, gajah kurap berkubang lumpur meja depan ko tak nampak? hanj statement!! ) tapikan kenapa aku yang kene salam ko? (meks sukew! meks sukew statement ittew!)

VDSZ : Sah sah la aku lagik cantik dari ko! (uols tak naik hangin ke dengar statement die nie? dasar bekas pemakai dawai kokot!)

UV : Nyeh, sah ah muke pondan failed mcm ko tak der sapa nak pandang! jgn kata aku, org buta pung terus pejam mata sundel! (die hengat perut buncit mcm singa bunting 18 ekor sume nak pandang ke? org ramai tgk pung ala ala bertobat ingatkan dajal uols!)

- Isis's Comment : aiyoooo!! mata sudah 4 pung ala ala kene tambah lagik kew? opps!

UV : Taraf meks taraf atas (sambil uols menunding ke langit dengan penuh kebanggaan dan riak takbur!) taraf ko pulak yang nie (sambil uols meludah ke lantai dan memijak mijak lantai kedai mamak ittiew!)

begitulah die uols, sedikit sedutan dialog yang tak seberap, setelah penat Isis memikirkan nama yang perlu ditukarkan! demi mengelakan sebarang kejadian Biarlah Rahsia (karang tak pasal pasal meks kene buang chatboxx blog meks!)

apa apa pung, selagi uols, menemui teman sejati, terima la seada nya, dan kalo dah kene reject tue, pandai pandai la carik lain, jgn terhegeh hegeh tingtong meroyan kat budak tue lagik! Tidak paham perkataan RIMAS ke uols? hiks! opps!!

bak kata Mummy Isis, "Biarlah Buruk, Jgn Tingtong"

Labels: Relationship

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 17:24 3 Comments

WENTWORTH MILLER - pernah dengar?

Monday, July 17

Uols! Uols pernah dengar nama ittiew tak? Nama yang menjadi tajuk Entry meks kali ini? hiks!

mesti ado yang dinch pernah dengar kan!! meks pung baru sajork mengenali actor ini uols masa meks tgk citer Dinotopia mega-series .... melert n tasty jugak la!

So? how? what say you? melerts or not? bagi meks, meks tak taste sgt ngan muke die ie feautre muke n body die walaupung meks rasa kalo inilah dipangkuan tangan mau jilat sampai mati nie, but meks jatuh chenta dengan watak die, as David Scott dlm mega siries tue .. hiks!

but paper pung, meks tetap sayang Baby meks! (motif ending gittiew?)

Labels: Actors and Actresses

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 04:26 0 Comments

FINAL WC 2006 at BKT BINTANG!!

Tuesday, July 11

Well as many knew, Hotlink telah menagda World Cup Carnival di bkt bintang semata-mata untuk Final match antara due team, the youngest and the oldest WC team katanya!
hiks! merasalah meks pung pergi la bersama kawan kawan yang lain .... meks dinch tahu motif depa hikut (adakah kerna jantan or mmg nak gi tgk bola?? walaupung pada mulanya meks sendiri tidak yakin niat dihati meks cos as uols tahu la kan,nanti dah nampak yang tasty, teroos lupekan screen! kan!! )

so merasalah meks pergi jemput Comel and Dino (malangnya, Kamal Sarimah tidak dapa thikut katanya alasan kerja morning shift? ya kah? ntah ntah cek endut! adik adik kaut cek endut kan!!). sampai sajork kat bkt bintang, meks pung parking kat kat belakanag hotel istana ... teringat kisah kisah di MT ...

kami bertiga pung ala jalan beriringan ke arah Jln Bkt Bintang ... Ya Allah, hanya tuhan saja yang tahu betrapa padat nye kawasan ittiew uols! tapi di dalam padat padat dan ala ala umat manusia membanjiri, tidaklah menjadi penghalang Comel mencari jejants kan! tetap la expose muke n badan segala! lalala ...

yang penting , on the way berjalan catwalk ke arah scene, terjumpe Zexr ngan kawan (which meks rasa mcm lover die, but tka kewsah la, janji bahagia uols) semenatara Dino Laha (bukan meks bagi ye nama tue, Mia Tmn Bunga Raya yang bagi) beli rokok, Comel boleh yer pergi cek endut ngorat pak arab kat sitoo ... ala ala nampak sajork pak arab ittiew memakai jersey italy bagai! teroos la die "Im an Italian fans! Viva Juve, Forza Italia! Championi del Mondo!" meks terus terpegun melihat tahap confident Comel but meks occay jew!

lepas tue, leh lak tiga ekor ni feeling feeling berjalan ke arah bibi untuk melihat keadaan gibeks disana ... ish ish ish tak meriah langsung .. fonen cehk endut pung aala ala dinch! meks tak tahu kenapa. adakah kerna takot dikejar fanatic fans yang kalah? (merasalah la balik umah berkepala sula bendera france kan!) merasa merasa!

lepas dah penat exposed kat kak ara (motif bukak ari ahad?) we ols pung berjalan itik la ke arah depan MCD dimana, masing masing dah merenset renset tka keruan melihat betapa amai nye jejnats yg cando cando! call kak G kak G tgh ala ala chek endut di Malibu! begitulah adik adik .. suke chek endut! tak pernah bersyukur dgn apa yang ada! tetap nak lebey! (contohi la meks, ala ala bersyukur ngan apa yang ada! natural beauty! **sambil betulakn dagu 14 suntikan yang makin hari makin condong ke kakan? motif? MENARA PISA or MENARA TELUK INTAN?!)kan!!!

setelah penat menunggu and Comel pugn sudah 3 kali menelefon kak G bertanya kan kahbar berita dan lokasi geography (dimana kak G bersungguh memberikan bhw beliau berada di depan EON bank! adakah seperti statement "Meks ada kat traffic light jln sentul nie!!"), we ols pung sume sekali bergerak ke tpt screen besar!

astagana .. begitu ramai sekali umat manusia hanya tuhan sahaja yang tahu! but meks pelik uols, masa Malaysia Tournament, nak penuh stadium tak penuh penuh lak! pelik kan uols!

demikan semangat gigih we ols tgk bola sampai ke Bkt Bintang, weols (most of us) buat la face paint bendera team kesayangan, ITALY!!! Championi Del Mondo!!

and masa dah start ittiew, meks, comel, shaft , kak g, kie, and Dino pung duduk la .. ketika ni kakak dan kawanya telah menghilang entah kemana ... masa dlm minit ke 15 ala ala before penalty yang France goal ittiew, Kak G and Kie pung bergerak utk mencari kakak dan terus hilang! .. so tinggal la meks, comel, shaft n dino!

Wajah Kekalahan Seorang penyokong France yang tidak tahu which one is Zidane! *matilah meks lari sembunyi belakang Lucas!

nak wat cerita menarik, shaft ni minat France ala ala sokong light light la .... tapi masa Freance goal penalty tak lak jerit gumbira, tapi masa goal Italy through corner kick beria menjerit nie! Comel siap teasing tanya die, Zidane yang mana! Hanjeng kan! meks ocay jew!

Ya Allah, Motif meks gigit kad ittiew? oo nie masa ala ala Penalty Zidane! The First Goal of the match! Motif due hekor hanjeng kat belakang ittiew pose women! yang penting, perhatikan baju DINO!!! Statement of the year from fashion sense, "I'm Gay n I'm Bottom, come and have fun together, 013-2352602 *matilah meks lari terkekek kekek!!

ketika ittiew, meks pung ala ala duduk menatap screen yg tak berapa besar kerna meks duduk akt belakang, ada la mamat emo ni akt belakang meks .. ala cando bangat yang penting Comel leh bisik akt meks, budak tu pakai underwear kaler Puith! MOTIF!!!!

Yang nie mesk tak tahu ape motif petanda amik mamat kulup 2 hekor nie? taste ke uols?

lepas tue meks pung beralih la ke depan sikit, dimana meks berjumpe DERIK, Boy renoma's personal ahir stylist uols .. bangga nieh! separuh muka berndera France sipa jersey! merasalah ko balik merintih kekalahan kan! meks bergerak ke depan sekali .. uols bayangkan yer! from Lot 10 we ols move sampai ke roayle bintang! depan sgt yer! yang penting meks duduk betul betul dlm kelompok Italy supporters and shaft ikut sekali! "I rasa berdosa sgt pada France duduk akt sini" ittiewla statement yang kuar dair mulot Shaft! yang penting Shaft dapat cekendut sekor! syial nye gibeks! sempat cek endut!

masa penalty kick session, meks comel n dino ala ala berdiri nie ! bersiap siap nak bersorak .. and sampai hilang sore occay we ols bersorak utk ITALY!! comel n meks amik kesempatan ni berpelukan dengan abg abg cando yg kiterorg dah aim sekian lama .. goal aje meks terus terpa n pelu ... merasalah meks peluk 5 org yang berlainan!! kan!! sambil menyelam minum air uols!!!

Seperti biasa, wajah kemenangan penyokong Italy but yang pakai snow cap tue kalo meks perhatikan ada tanda biru kat pipi kiri! Bendera apakah ittiew? *Lari!! Penat la sundel! asyik lari jew!

Labels: Football

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 05:53 4 Comments

Germany Vs Italy : Review of the Semi Finals Part I

Thursday, July 6

Rasakan!! Rasakan!!! Both Semi finals rounds for World Cup 2006 Germany finally over. With one fair-and-square-but-yet-bored type match while the other one, meks rasa layak untuk meks gelarkan as Shoalin-Soccer type of match (I’ll explain to you after this nah!!). Tercapai jugak hajat meks untuk melihat kedua-dua team yang meks sukew dan sanjung memasuki ke peringkat FINALS!! Huhuhuhu! Which is only days away!

On the first half of the semifinals, we had Italy Vs Germany. Meks rasakan uols, this match is so aiyyyooooooo! Shoalin-Soccer sangat yer!! Why? Senang sahaja reason uols ….. asyik asyik terpelanting jatuh yer!! Gemany main ganas sgt!! Choy la!! (the football players main ganas, does that mean all German men carry the same personality in bed?? Matilah Isis Natasha warganegara Jerman after this!!). Pantang kaki tersentuh sikit, terus jatuh yer!! Kalo jatuh setempat tak per uols!! Ni idak!!! Terguling-guling, (meks rasa Ashwariya Rai tengok menangis merintih air mata darah uols!) I’m kinda piss off during the first half of the match! Of cos la! Italy passing skill is so hazabs!!! Motif kadang kadang pass ke depan sgt la, tinggi sgt la … and I dare to say during the first half of the match, Germany posses the ball a lot more than the Italian Men! (I love Totti!! Tak pasal pasal!!! Isis curang to Christiano Ronaldo! Matilah verangansss overdose).

During this particular period of the match, meks rasa, kalau meks ado kat dalam stadium tue, memanmg meks rasa nak tembak sajork stricker Italy with Bazooka! On a logically reason ( Meks bukan Ariel Sharoon! suke suke hati sajork membunuh orang yer!! Isis Natasha hanya terkenal dengan mood swing and maki hamun tak tentu hala sajork!). Uols bayangkan on the 16th min, tha ball already being saved by Germany Goalkeeper but dinch firmly grab, so agak terlepas la … peluang sebesar mata, but yet still tak leh managed ada kudrat tulang 4 kerat to kick the ball masuk goal. As what Kie claim, “Main Macam Bapok! Kalo Mak Masukkan Siti Comel, Dah Berdozen Dozen Goal!”

Masuk 2nd Half, still no perubahan yer!! Except for Italy maintain stamina (of cos la .. dah kata Italian Men, famously known for the best men to have sex –intercoarse kan!! - Tak de kene mengena uols! But meks rasa after this, merenset-renset la counter MAS Airlines ke Milan and all over Italy penuh and fully booked with gays n trans!! Hiks!!) and meks tengok Germans ala ala pancit jugak uols.and yet the second half end with nil to nil. Actually during 90 minutes of the match, both team ada peluang yang sangat besar to score a goal, but as what Kie claimed earlier, Main-Macam-Bapok skill really membuatkan meks rasa depa ni dah naik bahlul and longliak! (Lady and Ginger, betul ke penggunaan ayat kedah ittiew?) and some more, meks rasa pada match nie, meks tgk ala ala free kick ado sajork in every ten minutes. Tergolek terpelanting tertiarap tak yah cerita la … every players feeling-feelings Superman Return kan, ala ala tolong promote that movie (dah tak sempat nak premier kat Cannes, World CUP PUN BOLEH SAJOK! Belasah jew!). but in this game la, meks cukup kesian kat salah sorang pemain german, asyik berdenyut kepala die uols ( meks tahu bukan la cos meks turun ke padang and sentuh kepala die and bagi Kinomitsu yer!) but ala ala meks tengok asyik jatuh n pegang kepala due to kepala terantuk kat kaki la, terpijak kepala la, apa la .. and all incident regarding head injuries only occurred to this one particular footballer (sorry folks, meks dinch tahu namanya! Meks suke the suspend tgk bola bukan krn jejants! Pengakuan seorang Virgin Hargh tuih!!)

During the extra time 30 minutes, meks ala ala hampa pada awal nyew .. cos dah masok second half of this 30 minutes short period pung still no score! Until …. The first score, a beautiful shoot into German’s goal 3 minutes before this match end. Aiyoooooo!! So ala ala cerita Hindustan .. last minute rescue katanya!! Lepas tue … last 3 second (meks repeat!! 3 second!!) Italy boleh jaring lagi satu goal!! Meks was so aiyooo .. best nyew!!! Those yang dah bangun n paid theior drinks pung ala ala duduk balik yer!!! Memang berbaloi meks tunggu 5 hours kat kedai mamak untuk dapat seat yang melerts ittiew!!! Meks tengok German menangis teresak esak katanya .. tidak dapat masook ke finals! Rasakan!! Teruskan menangis!!!

Labels: Football

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 16:15 1 Comments

BLOGGERS IDOL 2006

Wednesday, July 5

Astagana .... tidak sngka sudah setahun berlalu ... kehangatan Bloggers idol tahun lepas masih lagi terasa ... even masa tue meks tidak masook tetapi meks milihat contestant, Kie and Fifi begitu bertungkus lumus membuat entry berdasarkan topic yg diberikan ... hukhukhukhukhuk

merasalah meks memang sajork wat blog ni kahs nak masook kan .. hiks! alhamdulillah ..s emapt masook ke top 15 .... kalo uols jenguk and menjengah ke website rasmi BI2006, http://bloggers-idols.blogdrive.com, the organisor, the SUPERB and ATTRACTIVE (kipas Isis, kipas!!! jangan tak kipas!!! kalo ada duit lebey, belikan crown teroos untuk organisor!! *matilah politik wang!!!) Lady Lea Laurielle LaiLee Abdullah cliam that ada banyak lagi bloggers yang teringin nak masook and dengar cerita nak bukak more place for contestant until 20 pax. aiyooo!! ramai uols!

And BI blog, she claimed that ianya akan a lil bit menyusahkan cos the competition ittiew nanti akan terlalu lama (akademi fantasia pung tidak selama ini uols, 20 weeks!!!!! merasalah bersejrah berjanggut meks tunggu!!!!) but sebenarnya meks tak kewsah pung kalo ado ramai!!! so to LL, bukak sajork, Isis Tak Kewsah!!

Labels: Bloggers Idol

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 23:07 0 Comments

Mencari Impian!!

Tuesday, July 4

If previously ada warga blogger pernah membuat entry about borang pencarian teman sejati! (matilah programme reality TV Average Joe!!) meks pung ala ala nak wat jugak la boring ala ala untuk program “Pencarian Impian Isis”. Meks teringin nak wat boring macam nie, ada picture meks pose ngan shampoo kat Supermarket Giant ala ala iklan TV impian Ilyana kan!! Libas rambut, make up semampan selepuk!

Antara-antara criteria of my prince charming (matilah meks membuka pekung di dada as someone who is demanding!!).

Criteria Wajib

Kurus
Tinggi
Tidak buncit
Not a shemale, but gayboy drag can be under consideration (matilah lessy partner! But kalo still pacak why not!!)
GOOD LOOKING!!! (kalo good looking full mark for this category yer!!)

Markah Bonus

Putih (bukan putih sopak yer!! Ala ala putih sedap mata memandang, but kalo gelap pung ala ala occay jew!)

Tidak jongang

Tidak bergigi dawai kokot

Tidak rongak

Muscle and six pack are no necessary

Berstatus Top (but motif status top berada di markah bonus? Apakah maksudnya ittiew?!!)

Berwajah seperti Orlando Bloom or Brad Pitt (verangan lebey!!)

Romantic

Pretty nasty in bed (tetapi bukanlah sampai tahap SM yer!! Meks tak leh nak go with wax la uols!! Hahahahah!!)

Hikks!! I think I can predict one of the comment yang akan ditulis oleh sahabat sahabat hanjeng I!! hahahahahha “Isis nie tak reti tengok cermin ka?!" Hahahah!! Obviously I’m pretty bored right now. Hiks!

Labels: Blogging, Life, Relationship

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 22:35 1 Comments

The internet play important role in our daily life. we can fine almost information of all aspects, from the latest new in Europe, astudies, journal report, thesis, porn and especially for the teenagers in Malaysia, the social network where we meet new friends (or to some new names of their ‘sex-partner’ list! Or in other word tempat mencari jejnats cando atau sekadar boleh untuk mengubati ger ger katanya!! Bukan meks yer!! Org lain!! Me VIRGIN!! Ahaks! matilah statement amik hati!!)

Today we became the witness for thousands of social network website and software. From MIRC to Myspace, and then we have the once-famous-and-must-have-account friendster(which meks rasa sudah bagaikan hidup segan, mati tidak mahu) to i-nerver-heard of website such as friendcircles (what happen to this site? Dulu beria semua budak YM ado account kat sini, gara-gara advertisement from Leosabri! Eh, what happen to Leo yerk? Winduw la ngan hujah kerajaan langit ittiew!!)

This entry is dedicated to all regular chatters and those who regularly meet new friends through the internet especially Myspace and MIRC (kawan ke kaedahnye???! Kawan la dulu kot … after that, meks pung tahu apakah status nyew ittiew! Ala ala jilatan tinggal katanya!!) one of my gay friends once told me, that nowadays, whenever he chat through MIRC (obviously he is a regular chatter, ala ala mencari jejants kan!!) and asked for the one’s picture, the person would probably paste their Myspace address. But the purpose behind this entry is not about the importance of Myspace.com to all, but WHICH IS BETTER, MEETING FRIENDS THROUGH THE NET OR BUMP IN NEW FRIENDS OUTSIDE?

Seperti keadaan zaman batu ataupung ketika tidak bertamadun (hiks! Matilah!! Dunia sebelum adanya dunia internet tanpa sempadan!) We usually hang out and look up for guys from the street. Bukanlah bermaksud we meet and have some quality time and fun with the beggar and the homeless people(matilah ambassador UN), but ala-ala duduk lepak kat kedai makan and then suddenly bertentang mata dengan jejants yang teramat cando sehingga mengalir air liur segala-mala, berkenyit mata, angkat kening, tukar nombor phone and ikut balik katanya!! Kalo idak pung, ala ala date sekali, malam tue terus declare couple! (matilah kehidupan seorang pelac besar kereta sorong uols!!)

And today, we just sit in front our flat screen monitor for hours and keep chatting, click the nicknames on our right side (meks gelar listing nickname as the names-of-possible-prey! Boleh??), tanya ASL, STATS, pictures and kalo tak taste, terus ignore! Ahaks! kalo taste menrayu rayu ni mintak no phone (matilah ger ger tahap dewa uols!!). sambil menungu reply (or something nan ado masa cos penuh screen ngan private message kat MIRC, belum campur ngan chekendut kat yahoo messenger lagi kan!! Merasalah ada orang tulis besar besar kat dlm conferanmce, ANYONE HORNY NOW?), bukak bersiar siar di Myspace page sahabat handai or teman teman sebottom untuk sesi kaut mengaut dengan bot tunda, ala ala click and View All Friends, kalo ada cando sikit sajork, terus right click, click ‘Open In New Page’, tanpa melihat pictures yang lain terus sajork tekan add to friends kan!! Or terus comment page ni ngan statement “Nice Page You Have, Me Lyke It” yang juga membawa erti “Abang, I Taste Kat You” sambil menanti reply yang seakan-akan tidak juga muncul-muncul (sah sah la tak der orang taste kat ko Isis! Hiks!! **matilah meks kene tambah lagi bilangan pengikut mak esah kat belakang meks! Matilah meks kene beli Unser lepas nie .. ala ala boleh sumbat ramai sikit kan!! Hiks!!)

So all of you, which one you prefer, meeting face to face and face the challenge been dumped direct to your face (merasalah lepas tue bermak esah, mandi make up 3 dimension and cucuk Miss Lin untuk membuat lekuk dagu!) or some of you prefer to chat and ala ala feeling feeling couple virtually kan, lepas dah tengok face to face termuntah kerna kehazaban nyew! Hisk!! Once again, meks tidaklah mengeji sesiapa sahaja yang membaca!! Lalalala

About this issue, personally I believed that both have it benefits and disadvantages. And I prefer to go both ways, as in something I prefer to meet friends through chat (since meks tak reti nak melacur kan!! Jumpe as friends sajork!!!) and sometime slike to browsing through and ala ala cuci mata kat kedai makan or mana mana yang biasanya ado sajork jejants cando yang ala ala muke pembunuh and cute! Hiks!!

Labels: Relationship

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 22:28 0 Comments

Well, we have survived all the quater-finals round in the most-talked-about event in town, the WORLD CUP GERMANY 2006, SAY NO TO RACISM!!. As much as we predicted, Germany and Italy, France and Portugal will be against each other respectively in the Semifinals (uols, baca paper sendiri nah for the match dates nah!!) - attention to all: uols, dah tahu bilew ittiew match kan which is July 3rd and July 5th, cepat make up and dress u, wat appearance kat mapley mamak, duduk membelakangi big screen and facing all the jejants! (uols balik umah bermandikan teh tarik, meks tak tahu ... risiko ditangung sendiri!! hiks!)

As we all know, quater-finals is the only round where the teams play in what we called "kalah-mati" rounds or kalau dah tahu kalah tue, balik la! type or game. Argentina, England were among the loser team in this particular round. Before that, let me tell you a lil bit of this both team's history during the World Cup 2002 Japan-Korea. Argentina was not even pass the 1st Round match (adakah kerna tidak layak langsung utk masuk ke quater finals? what happeng? adakah ini dikata tempat kelhairna bumi terchenta Diego Maradona? Shame on you!!) while England managed to enter the 2nd round. England meet Denmark and the victoriously defeat Denmark with a score of 3 to nil (which is quite impressive, but heck! uols pernah ke dengar Denmark kuat in soccer? Dinch kan! Even this year, alngsung tidak ada dlm sebarang group or non ado dalam FIFA World CUP!) And then, England pung ala ala mara ke peringkat Quater-finals and unfortunately go against Brazil (which all of us knew Brazil was last time champion!) and England lost to Brazil with 2 jaringan berbalas 1.

The reason of this entry is not about the history of both teams, but instead is all about the act of failure made by importance people or in Malay, tulang belakang of the team. Argentina's coach, Jose Pekerman quit following the defeat of the team to Germany (and it is obviously a quick decision as ianya dibuat minutes fater kalah uols! SO DRAMA QUEEN la this Pekerman). And surprisingly, that is not all! Apparently, England coach, Sven-Goran Eriksson, mark the ending of 5 and half years as England first foreign coach. He even said "If you are the manager, then you are responsible" (sebegituh sekali nih!!! aiyooo!! over la!!).

To my surprise, (but memamng dah jangka and rasa patut pung!!!) David Beckham who had being the captain of we-know-we-can-win-since-we-had-attack-IRAQ team (hahahaha!! sebegitu sekali nickname yang meks bagi kat this team!! matilah!!) had pass the armband in an EMOTIONAL press conference! (Over!! Memang over, kalah Victoria!!). He chocked back tears adn barely looked upas he read the speech which he had written the night before. And he claimed that his football career is much over! (so that mean, Beckham is no longer palying for Real Madrid kah?)

My question is, DOES THIS FORM OF ACT IS REALLY NECESSARY? what say you?

Labels: Football

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 08:21 0 Comments

Review Portugal against England

Sunday, July 2

It has been a while since the last time my fingers touch and feel the sensation of my keyboard in order to wrote some stories to be read by the people of the world. Hiks! (another statement berangan as if a lot of people membaca blog meks … but the wording of people of the world ittiew is not wrong and in fact it is really suitable memandangkan the internet is actually an example of dunia tanpa sempadan!)

Well, like many other Malaysian, I really do enjoy hanging out at mamak stall during early morning or in Malay, waktu dinihari ketika umat lain sedang sibuk bangun sembahyang tahajud (ZASTTTT!!! Terbakar katanya! Ahaks!! Larikan diri!!). Especially right now at this particular moment whne the world cup fever is really the main topic of the town. Everywhere I go, all the time, no matter it is in the morning, evening, night, stuck in traffic, during breakfast, while the guys standing and have their pee-pee time at the urinals, or even when u chat with your mother through the phone. Everybody seems to be talking about football.

Well, not exactly everybody. Not all 24 millions of Malaysian are talking about football all the time. If this really happen, then obviously the phrase “Makan bola, minum bola, tidur bola” is becoming a reality and the outcome would be tremendously disastrous. (Merasalah meks tengok melambak-lambak jejants bergado ngan bini ala Adibah Noor dlm ittiew advertisement uols!)

As a football maniac fan, I have been a big fan of Portugal since the begin of the !srt round match of the World Cup 2006 Germany, Say No To Racism. Eventhough I am not familiar with all the players but I do knew the rules and regulations of the play. Not like some others who yelled, “Shit, Refree KAYU!!!! Mana ada offside” during the match of France against Brazil and then asked me “Nyeh, offside tue macam mana nyeh?”

well, since the last World Cup in Japan/Korea, I really hate England Team. It is just

my personal opinion. I believe that England is well known not because their powerful teams which possess a lot of skill, but they really rely on the popularity of their players and the families. For instance, when the word ENGLAND TEAM came out from my mouth, spontaneously we will picturing David Beckham, Victoria Adams (and try not to forget her fake boobs!), Brooklyn, Romeo and the newborn boy, and not to forget the Beckingham Palace (depa hingat depa melertops sgt kah nak letak nama rumah sebegitu rupa? Verangan sundel!!) and finally the party of the year event. Another perfect example, England Football Players’ wives (I repeat WIVES, not the players, but their wives or spouses – just try not to offend any England Footballers’ boyfriends, if there is any) had been in the cover or the main focus for the Hello and OK magazine more than any other wives of other countries’ football players.

Hence, it is not a surprise when Portugal managed to defeat England and make

their way to Semi Finals opposing France. In fact I’m not surprise at all when England only manage to hold control of the game for only 43% through out the 120 minutes (90 minutes + 30 minutes half time) game. With only 4 shot almost to goal compared to Portugal’s 9 attempts and 21 fouls resulting Wayne Rooney been sent out of the field with a red card, we do not need to elaborate more regarding this match.

However, I am really surprise that England team managed to defend themselves even though Portugal’s coach, Brazilian World Cup winner, Luiz Felipe Scolari place the most “cando yang amat – kalo dapat ku jilat satu badan” (bak kata Siti Comel! – bukan meks occays!) the wonderful, perfect creation of God, Christiano Ronaldo which I believe is the best striker ever (bukan hanya kerna goodlook yerk!) but his ability to speed and tackle the ball well (ball as in ittiew bola sepak, bukan bola lain yerk!! Adik adik always fakir yang bukan-bukan!). Just imagine, even after a 30 minutes extra time, the score is tied up at nil to nil. Hence, since that World Cup Quarter Finals does not apply Golden Goal methods, so hence, we witness the most wonderful and tension penalty shoot out (meks hampir sakit jantung yer masa Viana and Petit’s shoot berjaya diselamatkan oleh goalkeeper England, Paul Robinson)

What ever it is, I’m happy and delightful that Simoa Sabrosa and Helder Postiga berjaya untuk menjaringkan goal untuk Portugal. And obviously, thankful to Christiano Ronaldo for the winning goal. (hanya Tuhan dan beberapa kawan meks yang mengetahui betapa kuat nyew meks menjerit ketika Ronaldo menjaringkan goal penamat untuk perlawanan yg best tapi hanjeng punye lama … kebas vontot meks sundel duduk kat kerusi kedai mamak ittiew)

Finally but not last, I believed that Haracio Elizando, the referee from Argentine team is fair and just when some other believes that he had sent Rooney out with a red card is tremendously unfair. Well he is obviously better than the strict referee from Brazil against France match. But that is another story ... till then!

Labels: Football

Regards with love,

posted by Isis Natasha @ 23:10 1 Comments