Once I lived in a castle made by italian marble, with thousands of maid to pamper me for every my needs, surrounded by enchanted forest with picturesque gardens and great lakes, under the protection of the great white clouds, decorated with flocks of virgin white pigeons. But those were the days and today I've changed. And this blog is a proof. And these entries are all about me : My Past, The Present and My Future.

Herlow u'ols!

Hiks!! Sebenarnya meks also dunno nak tulis about what here today. Hiks! Well, actually lets start off dengan satu kerisauan meks inniew. Macam inniew u'ols. Seperti yang ramai ketahui bahawa meks berkerja ngan call centre right? Ok so tadi meks telah membuat satu kesilapan yang teramat besar dan meks harap sangat my superior tak dengar call ittiew. LOL!! But seriously, even meks silap (and meks ngaku disini, mmg kesilapan meks), bilew teringat balik mmg terbahak-bahak meks gelak. And even my officemate yang terdengar masa meks jawab call ittiew pun gelakkan meks. Barua!

Macam inniew, ada sorang cutomer nie nama die is Bintang Anak Ajak. From Sabah ke Sarawak meks tak ingat. But yang pasti she was from the Land of the Strange Names la kan. Occay, and meks also addinch ingat apa yang die request, but ada few times along the conversation ngan die, meks tersasul with my best voice ever, (bukan dalam suara ala ala perli or anything, suara full with kindness and humble), meks terpanggil die as Miss BINATANG. So issit salah meks ke apa kalo nama die pun ala ala persis perkataan Binatang?

So, meks lepas dah apologize to the customer (which die sendiri ngaku yang dah begitu ramai customer service in all places and even new people she meet tersasul with the word 'Binatang' and meks also almost tertanya, "Kenapa Cik tak pergi menukar nama Cik kepada yang lebih sopan dan tidak mengelirukan?" to her - but fortunately meks addinch tanya), meks was wondering to myself la kan, sementara menunggu call seterus yang seperti menunggu bulan jatuh ke riba (cos mmg lama gilew), "apa yang parent die dok pikir masa menamakan die?"

And meks pung ala ala bersemabgn dengan kengkawan meks about this issue, and to my surprise not only me yang pernah dapat such names. Usually these people are totally from Borneo. Ada yang nama die Disney Anak Menari, Puki Anak Sedengki, Jatuh Anak Tangga, Muat Anak Tengit and etc (meks addinch create such names occay!). And meks pung ala ala curious lagi, so melayari internet and seacrh for "Funny Names" and nak tahu apa nama yang kuar u'ols? Here, Adolf Oliver Nipple, Penis B. Stiff and etc. Meks was like aiyoooo!!! Dalam dunia serba modern inniew ada ke nama yang very der macam ittiew? Hiks! *pengsan!*