Mencari Impian!!
Tuesday, July 4
If previously ada warga blogger pernah membuat entry about borang pencarian teman sejati! (matilah programme reality TV Average Joe!!) meks pung ala ala nak wat jugak la boring ala ala untuk program “Pencarian Impian Isis”. Meks teringin nak wat boring macam nie, ada picture meks pose ngan shampoo kat Supermarket Giant ala ala iklan TV impian Ilyana kan!! Libas rambut, make up semampan selepuk!Antara-antara criteria of my prince charming (matilah meks membuka pekung di dada as someone who is demanding!!).
Criteria Wajib
- Kurus
- Tinggi
- Tidak buncit
- Not a shemale, but gayboy drag can be under consideration (matilah lessy partner! But kalo still pacak why not!!)
- GOOD LOOKING!!! (kalo good looking full mark for this category yer!!)
Markah Bonus
- Putih (bukan putih sopak yer!! Ala ala putih sedap mata memandang, but kalo gelap pung ala ala occay jew!)
- Tidak jongang
- Tidak bergigi dawai kokot
- Tidak rongak
- Muscle and six pack are no necessary
- Berstatus Top (but motif status top berada di markah bonus? Apakah maksudnya ittiew?!!)
- Berwajah seperti Orlando Bloom or Brad Pitt (verangan lebey!!)
- Romantic
- Pretty nasty in bed (tetapi bukanlah sampai tahap SM yer!! Meks tak leh nak go with wax la uols!! Hahahahah!!)
Hikks!! I think I can predict one of the comment yang akan ditulis oleh sahabat sahabat hanjeng I!! hahahahahha “Isis nie tak reti tengok cermin ka?!" Hahahah!! Obviously I’m pretty bored right now. Hiks!
Labels: Blogging, Life, Relationship
posted by Isis Natasha @ 22:35