** Zack Efron - Isis Efron**
**The Ultimate Delicious Leandro Okabe - Isis Okabe**- Kurus
- Tinggi
- Tidak Buncit
- Not a shemale, but gayboi dragui can be cosidered (matilah lessy partner. But still can pacak - why not kan?)
- Good looking (kalau criteria inniew wujud, I mean if the guy is so damn good looking, the other wajib criteria will be waived and full mark for this section!)
Markah BONUS
- Putih - Disini meks addinch maksudkan putih sopak ala ala MJ. Putih kat sini ala ala putih sesedap mata memandang. But kalau gelap pun hitam manis pun occay jew. But kalau kelam jelaga meks akan consider belikan Nivea Whitening Cream berbakul bakul sampai putih ala ala tan klau features muke die melerts!
- Tidak jongang, gigi tidak bersimpang-siur ala ala tiada raha tujuan
- Tidak berdawai kokot / braces - but now mungkin meks leh pertimbangkan lagi cos it is already a trend kan. Occay la kot. But mungkin a lil bit uncomfortable masa kissing.
- Tidak rongak / rompong / ataupun lubang untuk masukkan batang rokok di barisan gigi
- Berstatus top (but apakah motifnya status top di markah bonus? Bukankan sepatutnya di criteria wajib. LOL!!)
- Iras-iras 3 jejaka diatas - Orlando Bloom, Zack Efron dan Leandro Okabe. kalau features gabungan ketiga-tiga ittiew lebih baik.
- Nasty in bed and adventurous - but tak la sampait ahap SM ala ala belgian choclate and the glass table and golden showers. Choy... Uwek
Labels: Blogging, Life, Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 19:41 4 Comments
Along the Jalan P.Ramlee, there is the mst fab gay club in town, call La Queen. Or most of friends would love to call it the La Ratu. Every Friday, all the fab, glamorous and well-known personality of the 3rd Gender world coming over and most of the ordinary guy would simply dying to be in that club every single Friday night. Just name it. And also, here is the place where you can exchange new gossips and update yourself with all the sinful details that you need!
Well, feeling tak intro meks?! LOL!! Kan? That is not me lorh!~ Neway, despite the witting is obviously not my style but all the fact written was definitely true kan?! Neway, meks nak talk about one big issue! Seyesly big. Oopps! Not big. It is damn HUGE - ENORMOUS!!!
sooner or later, be declared as crazy / nut / insane / mentally ill?"
(sekadar gambar hiasan - thanks to Viviana's myspace)But along the journey and when we are extremely obsess with our goal, we would take an unexpected turn and also put our personality and principles at the back seat, including taking designer drug to be perfect during a show, perhaps?! So after a few winning here and there, she take a decision to enter one of the beauty pageant in Blue Boy. And just before performance, under some advice (meks would considered it as dirty and nasty advice!), she took a few designer drugs / pills in order to boast up her confidence level and to ensure the performance would be perfect. But hey, fairy tales are only meant for storybook and the same thing applies.
As usual, masa perfomance would be all the friends aka supportes to sit at the very front to laugh at your performance, in a good way to show their support to you. (hanj tak?). Due to thi reason la kot, and also plus the heat from the lighting and all, she feel burn up and he just simply jump on her mak hayam and slap twice. heard rumours that slap is so damn powerful until the mak hayam bleed her fucking nose! And ada jugak cakap yang bunyi tamparan ittiew kuat sampai keluar dengar.Obviously such incident would leave everybody speechless. Victime remain no comment and my friend claim self unconscious as her defend.
Follow the incident, she become another mak hayam's protege. After another winning to the finalist, all of them went to La Queen to celebrate, where once again, my friend took a few drug pills and beer (that what i was told). Bad choice! End up, she slap her new mak hayam and another friend of mak hayam and claim self-unconscious as her defend once again. (tak basi pun reason tue kan?!).
So this incident would be a very good example for this issue, kan?! Do we need take all those things and stuff that could kill our glam and fabulousity? And since when you need to designer drugs in order to be beautiful on stage? Does all of tis became the new "susuk" and "minyak senyonyok" for the new millenium?
My personal view ewould be, yess!!! Through out the history we can have see that there is alot of cases that people do turn crazy when they are too concern bout something. In order word, they are FREAK! Obses on something is not a glamourous way to show yourself to public. Obviously if I meet a person who is nice and loving but yet a clean to the maxx until he is wering gloove, afraid of germs and bacteria - FREAK! Kan?! Freak is not cool, my love!
p/s : Next - SAG Red Carpet - Goddess Came Alive!
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posted by Isis Natasha @ 18:05 3 Comments
Hiks! Dengan inniew, hari inniew tepatlah selama 4 hari sudah meks berada si Sungai Petani, Kedah Darul Aman u'ols. Merasalah kan. Meks rasakan, secara personal la kan, yang meks duduk sini seyesly meks gain weight sajork. Oleh kerna takut meks akan hilang shape model meks inniew, meks akan kembali ke Kuala Lumpur, Bandar Metropolitan dengan lebih awal. Awal yang bagaimana ittiew? Hiks! E.S.O.K sundel! LOL!! Awal tak. Nampak sangat aku tepu duduk kat sini lelama kan. But meks tak terus ke Kuala Lumpur but insted meks akan singgah semalam di kampung my mother sat, kat Sg Siput Perak. Hiks! Yesss! Perkampungan Sammyvellu occay!
Neway, seyesly talking bout gaining weight kan. U'ols bayangkan jew la. Kat sini addinch ado apa apa tau. So apa yang buat untuk penuhi masa lapang meks yang terlebih banyak inniew? Makan dan juga online. Hiks! Marilah kite melihat meks nye senari menu pada hari inniew nah!~
Saturday 26th January 2008
Breakfast
- Nan ado - bangun kul 12.30
Lunch
- Nasi Putih - 2 Mangkuk (makan with Sup Tulang)
- Sup Tulang - dihirup kosong 2 Mangkuk
Between Lunch and Tea Time
- Coco Crunch + Choclate Milk - 2 mangkuk
Tea Time
- Teh Tarik
- Tosai
- Karipap
Sementara menunggu Dinner dihidangkan,
- Honey Star - the whole tupperware
- Ice Cream - 1 cone only
Dinner
- Nasi Putih
- Sup Tulang (lebihan lunch)
- Ikan Masin Tenggiri
- Ayam Goreng
- Ikan Goreng
- Sambal Belacan
After Dinner, sambil tgk youtube and sambil driving hantar my niece ngaji
- again, HONEY STAR
Lepas jemput my niece ngaji
- Neslo ice
- Roti Pisang
- half of Roti Telur
Sambil bacakan bedtime stories,
- kuaci and karipap
sambil type entry inniew,
- Coco Crunch
- Choclate Milk
after this, Only Him Will Tell *sigh*.
Hiks! Seyes shit, dah lama gilew tak jumpe Louie budak notty nie. Actually, die ni dulu yang rapat ngan meks pung masa sesama keje satu office. Hiks But we have known each other way before that, cume tak close seperti ketika satu office dulu kan? Masa ittiew, clubbing sesama, kalo tak gi saing pung mesti jumpe kat situ. And then masa itiew juga selalu la main lumba lari bagai, makcik ni pun selalu la jugak join. Hiks! And yang paling tidak boleh dilupakan, masa malam itiew gi clubing and then due due masuk pagi. So tak tidur terus masuk keje ni. Lepas keje jew, due due bekerja gi Tasik Selatan gi rumah Naomi untuk Open House rumahnye dan terus balik dan tidur. Hiks! Gile kan. Hiks! Sejak meks addinhc ke club 8 vulan lepas, macam ittiew jugaklah meks adinch jumpe die cos Louie also sudah tukar keje. Skunk ni tak tau die keje kat mana and adalkah die still stay kat rumah yang sama? But thanks God there is Myspace kan, adalah juga bertukar comment bagai. Sebagai pengubat winduw!~
Apa yang perlu dikhabarkan tentang wanita inniew seorang? Hiks! When is the last time I jumpe Apau yerk? Tak hengat la u'ols. Jumpe in person sudah tak hengat. Aiyo sudah begitu lama kah? Agak la la jugak. But kalo bertukar comment and sms tue selalu la jugak. Especially kalau die ada gambar baru yang perlu untuk dihanjengkan. Ittiew satu kemestian meks akan menjadi salah seorang yang pertama untuk comment picture ittiew kan? LOL!! Merasalah sebenarnya meks rincu untuk carut die face to face tanpa sebarang alat bantuan perbualan seperti SMS ataupun komputer riba. LOL!! (matilah ayat skema kan?!). Seyesly, meks wish untuk berjumpa dengan apau. But please jangan jumpe denganya di Otot-otot. Please! Di tempat yang lebih decent and modest yerk! Hiks!
Matilah kau kan. Walaupun nama nye gah di persada seni, tetapi nama jantan mu tetap ku gunakan. Jangan nak feeling Arisha akan ku jerit di balai ketibaan nanti yerk. Meks dah prepare banner nama jantan ko sundel nanti. Untuk menyambut ko balik. Hiks! Cenggini, kawan yang sekor inniew sudah lama ke Macau untuk menjadi seorang showgirl tetap kat sana. Dah almost 8 months ke months. Tak hengat la. But selama mana meks addinhc ke club selama ittiew lah. Cos masa meks mula untuk memencilkan diri, masa ittiew la die pergi. meks also dunno di persi. Die also pergi senyap-senyap. Hanjeng kan? LOL!! Nasib baik la die ni selalu call meks dari sana, semata-mata untuk mendengar suara meks. Meks tahu,ko winduw kat aku jugak kan. Hiks! But what ever it is, midle of February he ill be coming back, (for good i guess!). Hope so la kan. Hiks! Yang inniew, meks rasa meks also kenal him way way way back masa zaman before Musicteq lagi. Ketika masih di shop sebagai pondan bentat. LOL!!! (matilah meks!!!).
Erm, this guys not really la rapat sangat. Jumpe die sekali jew pung. I mean yang jumper betul-betul. Masa ittiew i was on double date (seyesly jangan nak ingatkan meks pada date yang cukup hazab ittiew). Meks was dating another guy while he is dating my best friend, (at that particular moment lah!). After that, tak de jumpe terus, just macam jumpe lite lite kat club and then keep on sending and replying each other msg in myspace. But 'bout this guy, he is truely like a brother figure la sometime. Macan if meks ada problem ke hapa ke, tak tahu nak wat apa in certain situation yang penting, meks akan refer to him via sms. Walaupun kengkadang jawapan dan tempoh masa menunggu jawapan ittiew annoying, irritating dan menghampakan, tetapi tindakan dan nasihat yang di berikan ittiew u'ols sungguh baguih yer. Ala-ala dikaitkan sekali situasi die melalui his own experience tau. So meks rasa lebih some sort of, "oh, if he does like that and succeed, why not I do the same?". Lebey kurang macam ittiew la yang meks rasa. And seyesly, kinda miss u tho!~
To all of you, ni bukan helper meks bawak cincin ke valcano mountain nah! LOL!!! Matilah dimulakan dengan carutan kan. Hiks! First meks kenal yang meks ingat it was minggu raya kat Ipoh but tak hengat tahun bilew. Yang pasti, meks addinhc mahu ingta perbualan ketika awal pertemuan. LOL!! Loya tekak meks! Meks dah anggap die macam adik sendiri dah (adik based on height, size and age range) and selalu all masalah meks and my personality memang die dah masakj. He knew almost everything. Kalau ada jantan tinggalkan meks or meks tinggalkan jantan, before meks cerita the details, die dah tahu kenapa dan selalu tanggapan ittiew tepat sekali. LOL!! He also knew my taste macam mana, apa yang meks nak dalam kehiduapan meks inniew dan apakah sifat sifat mahmudah yang meks cari didalam seorang lelaki untuk begelar suami, (but addinch langsung tolong carikan untuk meks kan?). Last terjumpe kat La Queen but sekejap sangat. Rasa tak puas untuk berbual mesra bagi menggantikan hari hari selama 8 bulan adinch berjumpe. Hiks! But meks happy now he is working with my friends, so harap lepas nie leh la uumpe untuk cikpat selalu kan. Macam dulu. At one time, both of us pernah tau duduk kat kedai mamak Hajris Bistro yang kat Tasik Permaisuri ittiew dari kul 3 pagi til 9 pagi. LOL!! Really miss that day!
Hiks! Inniew is my classmate masa meks was in Standard 5 kt sekolah rendah dulu. Meks still remember, becos of himlah,meks also tergila-gilakan mengumpul barangan garfield. Till now occay! LOL!!! Kalau dulu, eberything kene garfield with him. Pen box, pen, pencil, mechanical pencil, eraser semua bagai la. Kene garfield. Hiks!!! And also one thing yang meks ingt bout him is die kalau menulis selalu tekan pen kuat kuat. Naik rimas lak tgk. Seyesly u'ols. Kalau terbalikkan kertas tue ala ala leh wat membaca tulisan braille occay. Hiks! But masa meks standard 6 dah jarang dah cos dah berbeza kelas. Meks masuk kelas 6 Cemerlang and die masuk kelas sebelah. And then masa sekolah menengah, meks pindah masuk sekolah lain kat Kepong and he stay katnearby secondry school and for almost 10 years addinch berjumpe, sekali terjumpa balik end of last year kat Down Under. Hiks! Thanks God masa ittiew meks masih lagi seorang gayboy dan berclubbing and he also berclubbing. Dapat la berjumpe balik kan. Hiks!!!There is alot of other people yang seyesly meks miss like Usher, Neo, Naomi, Kie and the list will keep on going and going and going. But currently masa meks menulis nama nama inniew jew yang terlintas di pemikiran meks. Dan kalau ada yang tak masuk, it doesn't mean meks tak winduw langsung. Rindu ittiew ada. Hiks! Muaxx moochies!~
p/s : Next : Juara Lagu!
Labels: Blogging, Friendship, Life, Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 00:13 1 Comments
Kassim*, 19 tahun pernah becinta beberapa kali tetapi langsung addinch pernah kekal. Seperti gay-relationship yang lain, semuanya bertahan mingguan sajork. Paling lama sekali pun 32 hari, sebulan dan sehari. Kemudian, Taib*, 21 tahun, proposed to Kassim untuk bercouple u'ols! Setelah perkenalan selama sebulan setengah dan kemuncak perkenalan ittiew di satu roadtrip beramai-ramai ke Singapore. Kassim said Yes! dan mereka pung ala ala bercouple. Tetapi setelah sebulan 14 hari mereka bercouple, Taib pun pulang ke kampung halaman untuk menjaga bapanya yang sakit tenat akibat barah prostate. Baru 2 minggu Kassim di kampung, SMSnya tidak pernah dibalas Taib. Panggilan also addinch diangkat. Misscall tidak pernah direturn call. rakan-rakan Taib di ibu kota melihat Kassim setiap hari berada di club-club malam bersama-sama dengan lelaki yang lain, sedangkan Taib di kampung menukar lampin bapanya dan menjadi anak yang baik dan patuh. Taib menceritakan hal ini kepada rakan-rakan dan menyuarakan bahawan mungkin ini adalah takdir die untuk kembali ke alam janda. Sepanjang perhubungan yang singkat ittiew, ramai rakan-rakan Taib telah menegurnya supaya fikir masak-masak ketika baru mula-mula untuk bercouple cos takut nanti membazir masa sajork. Dan dari pandangan mata kasar umu rakan-rakan Taib, Taib dan Kassim ketika bercouple sememangnya bertindak seperti kebudak-budakkan. Tapi ittiew tidak bermakna u'ols duduk rumah jew, mebongkak, silang kaki macam mam besar depan TV, sekali tup tup tup, ada jantan cando persis Brad Pitt jatuh dari langit naked kan?! Ittiew Berangan sundel! Sekali yang jatuh muke persis Hanjinglina Juling baru u'ols tahu!
But to meks, there is no ideal age yang specific. Why? Cos personally, I would say a realtionship will bloom like a beautiful rose when both parties are matured enough and already knew how to have a give and take relationsh. These two criteria, for me, are the most important things in a relationship, or else perhudungan ittiew akan layu u'ols!
And since it is well known to all, that the maturity age can differ from one another, then for me there is no specific age. Meks ada kawan yang umur die 26 tahun but perangai masih la seperti keanak-anakan. Meks ada also a fren yang younger than me but still I look up at him with respect due to his maturity and his ability to think during critical moments and problem, a speciality that can only be gained through experience.
And I strongly believe that kalau you tak matured enoguh or in other word, you tak ready lagi for a relation ship or a Long Term Relationship, I would say, better don't get involve. Nanti buat merana badan pun yer, hati budak tue kite patahkan pun yer, kita tak sanggup and rasa terkongkong pun yer. Kan?! Janagn becos kawan ada couple, kite pun nak ada couple. Nanti tak larat tak tahan rasa kongkong or berat sangat responsibility tue, clas. Lepa tue couple lagik ngan orang lain. Takut nanti org chop kita ni sorong, or pelacur or DBKL tong sampah. Menukar BF macam menukar baju kan. Tukar baju kat mannequin pun took a longer time than u switch ur bf.
But however this is just my point of view. It is up to all of you readers to made your own judgement in this matter. Only you can evaluate yourself better than anyone. Orang lain addinch boleh bagitau, "You dah matang dah for a relationship". NOPE! Only you yang boleh cakap macam ittiew kat the whole word. No one else, no matter it is your parents, brothres/sisters, your BFF and etc. So to all my readers who in love and also wanna to be loved, fikir-fikirkan, renung-renungkan!!
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posted by Isis Natasha @ 20:27 6 Comments
**meks masih lagi ala-ala ngantuks pasal semalam**. Here meks nak berkongsi satu cerita kisah benar yang melibatkan kawan meks untuk kegunaan today's entry.
Meks ada sorang kawan ni tau, let us call him C. Die ala-ala taste to this guy la kan, by the name of B. Without knowing this particular guy is in a dating and to be husband-husband relationship with another friend of mine, which I named him as an A. But the problem makin menjadi when this B guy layan my fren the C one. Reply the message without telling the C that he is actually dating with A (hanjeng idak?). And then bile C dapat tahu about kehadiran A yang lebih lama, so he back off la from the love triangle. And C began frustrated and down. And to add some spice, the B guy seem innocent tanpa rasa sebarang bersalah (or may be he never knew that C is having a crush or I would say completely in love with him). Sian kan?!
Jadi, for today, kita akan membincangkan topik yang bertajuk : How do you get over someone you love completely when they do not feel the same way? **Babi tak ini title and topic? LOL!!!! Dan meks pasti banyak yang akan rasa bahawa entry ini adalah sesuatuh yang berguna pada masa ini kan!! Dibuat khususu untuk golongan bernama C**
Setelah penat menelaah di laman web (merata meks mencari bahan occay - research dibuat dengan gigih dan tekun), meks pun berjumpa dengan beberapa beberapa tips yang boleh meks berkongsi bersama untuk kegunaan semua orang yang frustrated, patah hati dan sebagainya.
- Uols tanya pada diri sendiri uols, "Apakah sebenarnya dibenak pemikiran jantan keparat ittiew?". Uols, in a relationship it takes to people to extablish a relationship. Macam peribahasa melayu, bertepuk sebelah tangan masakan berbunyi (tetapi kalau tepuk meja, walaupun sebelah tangan berbunyi apa?). Evn tho uols feel the way that you do, may it was meant to be this way. So girls, SAVE YOUR LOVE FOR SOMEONE WHO FEELS THE SAME YOU DO!
- Tell yourself girls that you deserve better than him. Uols kene beritahu pada diri uols sendiri : "He isn't worth my love, he's too young to realize what he's doing to me so I guess that's that." So, dengan erti katalain, uols dapat tingkatkan lagi confidence level uols (so tak la rasa down sgt!) dan salahkan perangai die uols. Hanj kan?! LOL!!!
- **I'm so in love with this no 3 tips** Girls, actually in this situation, it is not about getting overof someone, tetapi issue yang paling pentign adalah FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF! Seyesly girls. In matter of fact, actually meks baru aja alaa berpatah hati (tetapi meks bukanlah orang didalam cerita di atas tu nah!! ) tetapi lepas baca these tips, I am so stupid for feeling down for that stupid idiot. Actually it is about knowing that you are the most important and you need to be happy. Adn seyesly, if you feel good about yourself, if the other person didn't feelt he same way as you do, it doesn't matter!
- Next tip macam hanj sikit uols. But it do help a bit la kan. Occay, relationship yang ideal is when 2 people love each other the same, at the same pace but however life is never ideal kan? Betul?! So, in order to get this kind of relationship you need to be patience! Uols kenelah buat keputusan samada hendak menungu ataupun teruskan kehidupan, dinch die uols! Jika uols rasakan bahawa your feeling are for real, than tunggu but make sure uols din;t freak him out with the feelings ittiew. If uols menunggu, it may give you some hope to know that she can see you inthe same lights, just not that so quickly. Make your decision right occcay girls?
- Uols, meks faham bahawa being in love with someone who does not feel the same way as you do SUCK! But this is not a problem. Uols boleh perbetulkan. Senang sajork. If the person do not love you when you completely in love with him, WALK OFF!! Uols jangan langung memberikan die priviledge of friendship cos uols akan suck yourself back into the delusion. nanti mesti terpkikir balik mende alah ni. Sengsara balik. Do thing to bury yourself with work and keep searching for what you really want and need. For the gays, uols leh la pergi urs-urs or ke otot-otot.
- Uols, next, uols have to remember that love is a peculiar thing. There is an almost ludicros asymetry between two people. Sat nah! How I want to simply these. occay. Here is the situation. For example you ada a group of fren which you rapat with these particular member of the group. In your friendship-list, he is on the top of the rank. But are you sure he will put your name on the top of his list? KAN?! Get it or not? And if you truly, truly , tryuly in loved with someone, then you'd be able to realise it is OK if they don't love you back. A true love (dalam definisi meks la kan) means gives and expects nothing in return. Ikhlas untuk menyanyangi.
- Uols kepada mereka yang sering direject (which is not me la kan - tetap nak maintain kan! LOL!!) mesti ala-ala pelik when you hear someone say move on things will be fine, tul idak?! That is true darling! No matter how much you love him, he will never loves you back dear. Daripada uols wondering apa yang terjadi, for all those which went wrong, batter jangan bazir masa pikir mende tue. Better uols just say out loud, "He is just not into me" pada diri sendiri. Kalau uols dok kejar untuk menawan hati die macam orang bodoh, actually you are closing your doors for other poeople who might love you back.
- Uols, actually it is very stupid for us to chase over someone who do not love back becos he may have reason why. There are alot of reason why he is not in the love yet (for that moment). Mungkin he is incapable of it in romantic sens, mati pucuk, a distoeted view of freeedom, desire to stay young forever and perhaps, a deep unwillingness to give themselves over to another (aka selffish?). So perlu ke uols kejar or chase after a person with all these sifat-sifat mazmudah? Perlu ke uols letakkan harga diri dan taraf uols setaraf dengan makhluk yang hina ini? Hargh Tuih tidak perlukan!
- Meks memahami bawah masa ini adalah waktu waktu genting which kita feel very weak. Betul? Nak habaq kat orang lain takut depa bagi advice ayng salah. nak habaq or luahkan rasa kat diri sendiri nanti orang kata gila. Jadi apa yang patut buat? BLOGGING!!! Write down how you feel. You do not need to blogging or write entry to let other people to knwo about ur love life. You can start to write a diary or a journal or the best, you write down your feelings (sambil nangis tak pa nak carut die sumpah seranah pun tak pa) and then simpan kertas-kertas tue. Lepas uols dah get rid of him, baca balik surat ittiew untuk memastikan uols rasa geram, sentiasa about him dan rasa marah marah akt him - get tid of the love feeling, replace it with anger and then burn the journal that you made. Seyesly! Puas hati! Meks dah buat sendiri!~
- Or uols leh try a reverse style of treatment. asa tengah sedih sedih kemaruk chenta nie, uols nanges puas puas, dengar sad song, wrtie sampai patah lenguh tangan, sumpah seranah die, baling bom botol kat rumah that guy sampai you feel tired and judge how stupid you are for being griving for a very long time. Start a new chapter. Treat it as a divorce. FORCE youself to move on and meet new people or in other words, meks panggil new candicates. LOL!! Hiks! If there is no ladder or stairs for you toclimb to the next level of life, built one!
- Last but not least : "You never stop loving someone, you just learn to live without them."
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posted by Isis Natasha @ 14:34 2 Comments
Well, sebelum meks memulakan bicara pada hari ini, pertama sekali meks ingin mengucapkan Selamat Hari Pekerja kepada mereka yang bekerja. Dan semoga uols bahagia menikmati detik detik percutian uosl yang minimum sebanyak 2 hari ini. an juga kepada readers meks yang beragama Budha, ingin saya, Isis Natasha mengucapkan Selamat Menyambut Hari Wesak.

Jadi sekarang ini meks akan teruskan dengan issue pada hari ini. Adakah Isis Natasha akan menulis mengenai perchentaan ataupun mengenai putus chenta? (motif sangat meks tulis about that thing kan?). Erm, actually meks memang nak tulis about that pung. tetapi sekrang ini masih dalam proses atau peringkat research. Meks sedang layari internet untuk mencari bahan dan juga data-data penting yang boleh menampung hujah-hujah meks uols (gigih tak gigih?!) dan meks yakin bahawa entry ini mesti uols suka. Of cos la kerna topik ini sangat penting bagi mereka yang sedang berchenta. dan penting untuk mereka yang ingin berchenta sebagai satu langkah berjaga-jaga. Apakh topik hangat ittiew?
Sings Of A Cheating Spouse
LOL!!! Kan?! Menarik kan? Sungguh menarik perhatian kan uols?! Hiks!! Dibawah ini adalah beberapa tips or sign. And for your information, there are pleanty of signs of a cheating spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend and most of them aer the same for men and women. Yess uols! Sama diantara lelaki dan perempuan yerk! Jadi entry ini sungguh berguna untuk lelaki straight juga uols! But however, take note that many of these also can be a sign of something else i.e pregnancy, going to divorce ataupun fonomena-selang-3-Jumaat. Dan meks akan bahagian signs ini didalam beberapa kategory yang hampir serupa di mana dibawah setiap kategory ada lagi sign-sign yang lain uols! Jadi click sajork pada title title ini untuk view all those tips (which meks sudah classified kan into categories untuk mudah uols baca nah!)
- Signal # 2 : Susupicious Statements and Reactions
- Signal # 3 : Speacial Interest In Appearance
- Signal # 4 : Unexplained Time Away
- Signal # 5 : Unusual Telephone Manner
- Signal # 6 : Changes in Behaviour
- Signal # 7 : Changes in He/Her Car
- Signal # 8 : Money
- Signal # 9 : Others General Advice
Labels: Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 08:28 1 Comments
You and your folk
Again for the hundreds of time
To hit me again
Broke my heart into pieces
And once again
My barrier of ego being built
To protect these dangers
From these barbaric men
And sooner or later
These shield will being destroy
By one of you
And once again
They will broke my heart
This journey of me
Will never end
With such continuos flow of life
*sigh* just like a wheel
The history repeat by itself
Just let time be the judge
And these thing happen
To crush and destroy me
Why why and why
The men i love
The men i adore
The men have a crush on
The men i would like to have
The men i would love to end my life with
Always do this to me
These demon wearing human facade mask
These so called men
Really teach me a lesson
They define the word BROKEN HEARTED
To the next level
With a new dimension
A new different meaning and definition
And such life teaching experience
Really teach me to be such a jerk
And don't forget to add on, stuck-up
Just for a moment though
Till a new member of their group came to my life
And the histroy will repeat by itself
Even once i said to myself
Never believe in love
Don't ever dream
Just stand tall
Show the world
That you do not need these demon in your life
Live as a living proof as an indepence person
But i never have the courage to do so
Already half way and then He sent me these demons
These mystical creatures so called
Demons powerful enough to destroy you
And let you suffer
And make you feel that this world is not meant for you
And feel down till you believe this is the end
And feel that there is just an empty space a head
*sigh* a black hole
Without any source of sun
I'm afraid to say that i don't believe in love again
Anymore after these
I afraid with the outcome of the future
The plan He already set for me
The dream He have for me
I afraid to continue breathing
To open my eyes in the morning
To start a new day
Afraid to meet another demon, messenger from hell
Incident after incident
The shield is going to be much more thicker than before
And i know
Once in the future
It is thick enough
Not any of these demon can pass trough
A live without love
A live meant for myself
A live of loneliness
And I knew these tragedy
Tragedy of self-death
Walking zombie my folks would say
A living creature without soul
Without emotion
Without personality
Without anything
Just a breathing mannequin with blood veins
And a heart that mean to be broken by all
Once again
At the end of these journey
I have been weeping
And crying
Trying my best to go through
This journey of lovelife
And to know and to discover
I still will be weeping and crying on my death bed
Congratulations Demons
May you have a wonderful celebration on your success today
Labels: Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 20:39 0 Comments
Merasalah gigih entry ke-tiga untuk hari ini sahaja kan!!! Seperti biasa meks online la my myspace poeople, (Yes i do have myspace. In fact I have 2 accounts. Click here to view my myspace). Kan as all of you tahu, yang nowadays Myspace is under attack for spamming yang meks nye account terima almost 30 and sometime up to 50 spam messages (And still going strong .. biasa la portection kebal sund!). But today, dalam celah celah spam messages ittiew,ada satu message yang to me, so sweet gile. Tak pernah dalam 2 tahun setengah meks membuka account ittiew, meks terima message sebegitu. So meks jadikan message ittiew sebagai topik entry this time.
The message is from http://www.myspace.com/looking4truelove(Just ignore the nick name .. meks tak leh sebut ittiew nick). The guys agak cando but seriously not my type la kan. His message was :
hi awk...erm sry 2 disturb u..erm i just wanna ask u some question?hurm klu awk nak bagi something special tuk wat org tersayang,apa yg awak akan bagi kat dia?i mean buatan sendiri punya,bukan yg beli siap punya?i just wanna give something special 2 my gf...but didn't know what i am going 2 give her wit my own desire....huhu can u help me?
Katanya!!. Sweet kan?! Aiyo .. kenapalah meks dinch jumpe gaban yang nak what macma tue kepada meks?! And why in my previous relationship, it was always me yang kene what like this guy?! **Sigh!!**. Neway, jadi meks ala ala gteruja dan sexcited membaca message ittiew dan meks telah pung membalas message tersebut. Susah occay nak tengok Isis Natasha membalas message di myspace. Yerla motif meks nak balas spam message?!
Apa yang meks balas? Biaslah kalo dah meks yang punya idea, yang bukan bukan meks bagi!
Isis Natasha :
that is so sweet fo you
well let see
depends on your gf's personality
if for my self, since i love to party, a clutch bag made by my bf would be flattering and a wow
or, may b you can take her out, cook dinner for two (try out some western foods) with good presentation
and makan kat roof top with candles
but if kallau tak reti masak, beli tapau western food akt kedai but alih to pinggan and good presentation.
walaupun that thing will not last forever, ofcos la kan, foods, but at least she will remembered the moment forever
and seriously, she will be surprised gile!!
Kan!!!! Dinner for two at the roof top katanya!!! Yang penting meks ajar cheating juger!!! LOL!!! But seyesly, if this guy buat macam tue, the girlfriend will remmeber that moment for ever. Kan?!
p/s: Tetibe hunger for choclate cake atas pinggang yang dipanaskan, slices of straberry and straberry sauce, with a scoop of vanila ice cream on the top. Yum!!
Labels: Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 17:23 0 Comments
Mak rasa sungguh happy hair ini uols, dinch tahu kenapa uols! (dengan nada penuh kegirangan kenyang batang) LOL!!! Today for the first time, masa meks buka sahaja laman web blogger ini kan uols, mak sudah tahu apa entry yg nak tulis, so hangpa tidak perlu menunggu meks meemrah otak pada hari ini. Hiks! Insipration ini datangnya dari sessi bergelumang dengan dosa pada malam tadi. Tetapi ingat ye uols, bukan ketika berjimak mak dapat ini inspirasi (apa korang hengat mak ini ala ala berjimak sambil makan kuaci with a pen and paper catit draft untuk entry blog kah? LOL!!! **matilah kene tempias. Tolong sikit!! Setiap pergerakan malam tadi penuh dengan love and kasih sayang yerk! Matilah konse I come, I see, I taste and I conquer).
Sebenarnya, mak nak tulis about words or phrase or perilaku yang turn you off during sex. LOL!! Leyh?! And if you all ada idea or anythign to add, just put it in the komen entry nah!
- masa your bf cumming die jerit nama ex-bf die
- during foreplay, the other half tanya, "eh nama u apa tadi?"
- the other party asked you with this tone "Mu namo ghapo?"
- ngerang with a style like this : "erk" ... (silent) "erk" .... "erk" ..... "erk"
- you as a top, u punya la tunjuk the best, ngerang macam binatang bagai berpeluh satu baldi, tgk tgk your bottom tgh kunyah kuaci
- kalau tidak memakan kuaci pung, just baring as tunggul .. speechless mata tak pejam tpai buka pandang syilling sajork - macam mayat
- anal sex during the day and kunyit bertaburan ... euuuuwwww~
- ketika oral sex, sakalaka asyik kene gigi sajork
- tgh love session korek hidung
- the other half bagi lovebite kat pipi
- you as a bottom bermain permainan ini dirumah family top tersebut, tgh anal sex, sekali top berkata "Mak kejab lagi kiterorg turun makan yerk"
- masa lovemaking katil patah and roboh. LOL!!! (based on true story of a vinatangans!)
- lovamaking di narnia, kene patuk ular dikaki
- bottom berkata "abang sakit, sait la abang, dah la jgn la masuk lagi sakit la, SAKIT LA SUNDEL KO NAK BUNUH MAK KE?!!"
- you as a gayboy drag and dinch mahu org tahu you dragui bagai, sekali masa tgh main and you as a top, bottom you cakap "cantik you last week pakai dress pink".
Labels: Relationship, Sex Education

posted by Isis Natasha @ 08:09 2 Comments

Kepada semua reader yang dikasihi. Maafkan Isis cops dah beberapa hari dinch hupdate blog uols! Hiks! Biasalah terlalu sebok .. sebok apa tatau. Biasalah kesana-sini sahaj untuk Annual Leave ini. Langsung dinch berehat dirumah. Neway, before I start with topic of the day, ingin sekali mengucapkan Happy Birthday to Mim and thanks cos sudi invite I datang ke rumah you for the party. Hiks! Sedap sundel cokelate cake ittiew!
Neway, let proceed to the topic of the day. Fonomena MASJID TINGGAL?! Apakah ittiew uols? Adakah satu kejian, makian dan carutan kepada kerajaan Malaysia diatas projek pembinaan mesjid tetapi ditinggalkan kerna tidak mencukupi budget? DINCH!! Bukan uols! Entry ini hanyalah satu entry peringatan dan pendedahan kepada yang lain, (kerna i believe that we as human being who share the same soil should ingat memperingati antara satu sama lain kan!!). Neway Apa actually Fonomena Masjid Tinggal ini?
Let start with the definiton. Oklah, uols pernah tak belajar sejarah? Pernah kan. Mak yakin mesti ramai yg study history disini cuma antara lulus and Gagal sajork in SPM kan? Neway, mak kat sini bukan nak carut diatas kebodohan hangpa in History, (LOL!!). Uols pernah dengar tak phrase "Aku Datang, Aku Lihat, Aku Tawan"? Mesti pernah kan! Ittiew adalah statement berani mampos yang dikeluarkan oleh Alfonso D'Albu ... (mak dinch ingat ejaan nye). Tetapi disini mak tukar sikit untuk mematuhi konsep "Aku Lihat, Aku Taste, Aku Rasa, Aku Tinggal". Hah!!! Now you guys dah ada idea or what apakah yang dimaksudkan dengan Fonomena Masjid Tinggal nie?
Neway, mak akan terang dengan lebih lanjut disini. Kalau kite perasankan, orang tua-tua mesti akan kata berkahwin ala ala membina mesjid tul idak? Dan for those yang selalu lepak ngan meks mesti selalu dengar kan "Ala nyeh, mak bine mesjid, amal jariah selagi kukuh" kan?! Statement tu selalu mak ucapkan kalo mak cucuh among adik-adik yang ala ala mahu tetapi malu. Dan ada juga yang sesetengah diantara kite ni yang innesen abis, image of a sweet girls next door gile - having sex only with boyfriends sajork. Meks cukup suke jenis cenggini. Ala-ala jenis yang idak galak or asyik nyudel feeling sahut seruan SammyVellu - Touch and Go sajork.
Namun, dalam golongan innesen "play-with-BF's-only" pund ada juga jenis bangsat (oppps! ayat terover sorry!!!) Sorry nah. Mak tune sikit. Jenis yang kurang disukai oleh Isis iaitu memang die main ngan boyfriend die sendiri or both of them dalam realtionship tinggal nak declare sajork, tetapi the relationship hanya bertahan 2 minggu. Budak ittiew jenis yang menag berkonsepkan "Aku Lihat, Aku Taste, Aku Rasa, Aku Tinggal". Hanjeng tak?! Thisthing idok la berlaku kat Isis, (kalau berlaku kat I, confrim la budak tue membaca sambil mata berlapis 5 lapis kain kapan kan! - membawa laptop wireless ke bilik 6 X 6 X 2 katanya) tetapi berlaku kepada beberapa kawan-kawan rapat I oleh orang yang sama. Dan to amke thing worst, the budak ini kawan I sendiri. So kecik hati ok!!
Let me story lah, so that it can be a iktibar to all (aiyooo! Maaf nah! Dah kul 06:04 in the mornign and dinch titon lagi - so paham sajork!). Kawan mak ini, (let me call him as A) jenis yang erm .. baik. Mesti uols yang rapat selalu dengar mak keluarkan statement ini. He as a friend is perfect, a superb one but as a human being, he failed to achieve and to tick all boxes of requirements. Kan?! Cenggini. A dengan meks ok. No hal! In fact A can be said as a friend in NEED jugak la sometime and die baik to meks selama nie. Walaupun agak cando, (my type) but kaedahnya agak lempuk - TURN OFF!!
Tetapi dia ala ala mengamalkan konsep "Aku Lihat, Aku Taste, Aku Rasa, Aku Tinggal". Kalau konsep ittiew dilakukan dengan niat ONS or Touch and Go or Smart Tag pung mak tak kewsah uols. But ini dilakukan dengan lemparan janji kasih dan sayang hendak bercouple bagai. mak umpamakan A sebagai satu ikan paus jerung yang ganas. Target market : Anak Ikan yang dinch tahu apa apa. dan yang penting TANPA MENGIRA samada mangsa adalah kawan sendiri atau bukan. Salah satu mangsa, mak labelkan as Plankton Udang.

Plankton Udang ini sangatlah baru dan fragile uols. Sesangat kecik dan muda. Tetapi tidak lah sampai muda budak sekolah. baru masuk IPTA katanya. So bayangkan la kemudaan nya. Masuk pun ala ala tidak mengerti apa apa dan masih ketat Virgin lagi. Silap mak kerna mak tak tidak perangai si A macam mana. Meks pung biarkan sajork la. Sampai satu ketika after a few weeks of their relationship, si Plankton Udang datang memberitahu dekat meks yang si A ala ala menyendirikan. Ala ala pergi ke club buat dinch kenal, sms tidak dibalas, panggilan tidak berjawab, kalau lepak sekali dinch memandang atau menjeling!!! How?!
Mak pung pelik la kan! Awat nye. Mak pung mulakanlah satu edisi IsiSiasat. Setelah menyelidik bagai, baru lah mak tahu konsep kehidupan dan relationship A - Fonomena MASJID TINGGAL. Bina bina masjid lepas dah jemu tinggalkan sajork dengan janji janji pelesu yang dilontarkan. Sian Plankton Udang. Batu asas mesjid baru letak dah diruntuhkan. Yang penting A akan pergi menghilangkan diri dan menjadi binatang selepas mendapat virgin budak ittiew yerk!
Ketika mak dok selidik, mak terbuka another story about A, another mangsa tetapi bukan plankton. Yang ni memang dah rabak dah but still innesen. RABAK as in bukan pelac la. Tetapi ala ala matang but never knew A's attitude. Cos selama ini kiteorg berkawan die baik ngan kiterorg so hengatkan die ni pung ala ala good material to be a boyfriend la jugak kan. So mak labelkan ini sebagai Clown Fish. Ala ala terjadi. Dah kissing sume cume lum bagi pintu gua rimba tropika ditarah petir gajah sajork lagi (LOL!! Teruknya metafora mak untuk Anal Sex!!) terus A what perangai cengituh. Uols tak rasa nak bantai ke?!
The best part is Plankton Udang dengan Clown Fish is our group nye budak. meaning selalu clubbing sesama, lepak makan sesama and actually A is one of us. So bayangkan kalo kawan yang dosi lepak sekali yang dah dianggap begini leh diperlakukan begini, bagaimana dengan yang lain yang we dinch kenal? Sah sah lagi teruk kan?!
The moral of the story - If you guys nak bercouple follow the tips (Ghitss tips from a lady who never have a stong LTR!!)
- Selidik the other party's background - tanya die personally, get the details. But tak yah la dok tanya sambil catat. Over la.
- Tanya your own friend samada depa kenal or idak budak ittiew. Ask them about his previous BF and his relationship's history.
- Kalau nak : tanya la die nye ex-bf. Ala tidak perlu takut kalau the feedback ittiew adalah negative. You as an adult leh wat own judgement. Adakah feedback ittiew dibuat berdasar pemikiran yang waras atau pemikiran yang berunsur kan dendam. Kalau berunsurkan dendam selidik kenapa berdendam? Adakah other party buat lahanat?
- Rajin lagi, pi la tanya kawan kawan other party lak. But always remember that " He may be perfect as a friend but not as a lover". So this point from his friend leh guna pung cikit-cikit aje uols.
- Last , Test Drive. LOL!!! No lah - evaluate yourself. Ada tidak die wat silap ke apa ke. Actually these small mistake yang die buat yang kite sendiri pung dinch perasan ittiew adalah petunjuk yang sgt besar.
- Finally, always sit down dendiam sensorang and think. Listen to your heart. After all of these step, dengar kata hati uols. Usually kata hati dan hemat pemikiran yang waras will result in a good decision making.
- Always prepare backup. Bukan backup bf yerk uols! Tetapi always be very careful. Jangan nak dosi nanges melalak or depressed if die wat bende macam A what. Always think that he is the stupid one cos loose you, and not other way round.
Labels: Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 05:41 3 Comments
Sebelum I bercerita dengan panjang lanjut, ada dua perkara yang Isis nak cakap terlebih dahulu. First, to all my Muslim readers, selamat menyambut hari Maal Hijrah 1428 dengan ucapan Happy Hijrah dan bersama-sama kita merialisasikan tema Maal Hijrah 1428 : Insan Cemerlang Ummah Terbilang ( mak tengok yer ittiew perarakan!! ).
Kedua, ha!!! Best tak lagu blog meks nowadays? Melerts kan! Ko ado?! Mak teringin nak tengok Lea wat lagu nie. Ops!! Merasalah meks jadi Milah kawian minggu dopan! Kekekeke
Ok lah, back to the topic. This hari tulis pasal apa tak tau! Fine, sempena Happy Hijrah 1428, mak telah pun ke mesjid semalam. Lepas balik dari mesjid membaca yassin, solat syukur hijrah baru bagai semua, mak rushing b alik ke rumah cos mummy lapar nak makan. sampai rumah lebih kurang kul 10.30. Online kajp je, ittiew pun diatas satu alasan sajork.
Lepas dapat apa yang mak nak, mak pung naik berlari ke atas untuk mandi dan bersiap untuk mencucuk langit , Clubbing ke La Queen!!! LOL!!!! Tu dia, New Year Resolution 2007 ke mana , Maal Hijrah 1428 ke mana! Biasalah, alang alang dok sebut pasal La Queen, ni nak promote sikit. Diatas kepercayaan Izriyel bagi kat meks! LOL!!
La Queen
PEPSI Night!
1 month promotion
Every Friday for the month of January 2007
Free Entry all night long before 2330 1 free PEPSI
and get 2 PEPSI for RM10
Presenting Dj Ivan
R&B and others
Nah! Apalagi! Tinggal next week friday sajork yang tinggal. Merasala masuk FOC kan! Location die uols tau ka? No 5, Jalan P.ramlee, KL. Still tak tahu? Yer la, sana club mana ada letak no macam rumah teres kan! Tau Nouvo Disco tak? Sebelah Thaiclub? Hah, atas Nuovo! FOC sundel! Dan juga, pagi tadi, Queen Lea Laurielle telah pun mencemarkan duli berkunjung ke La Queen uols. Miss World turun ni dan merasmikan menari di atas podium untuk lagu Baby Boy and Crazy in Love. Vivianna sahaja yang tidak kemunculan sperti janji "See you there nah!" - don't know why? LOL!!!
Tetapi entry hari ini bukanlah untuk promotekan club La Queen ke hape ke. Tetapi untuk bercakap pasal something yang penting untuk survive dalam gay society.
Semalam, mak pergi ke sana dengan Alamanda Jengkings and ok la. Lepas tue kiterorg (she and me) lepak tasik dengan Tina Petola and Nadia "Kurazon" Gonzales ( LOL!! Matilah nama Nadia je yang betul , lain cipta sendiri LOL!! - teka la sapa Tina Petola ittiew! ). Ada sedikit segment OPrah : Dari hati Kak Op kepada peminat. ( LOL!! Kak Op katanya!!LOL!! ). Sepanjang 7 jam mak keluar dengan Alamanda ( mak rasa Alamanda ni nama die terlalu vogue - and semalam masa lepak kiterorg tercunungkil nama die is Kak Kiah sebenarnya! So from now on : Kak Kiah ), selama 7 jam sahaj uols, banyak Statement Berani Mampos yang dapat dicungkil dan disimpan dalam benak pemikiran I - namun Kak Kiah tak perlu gusar ( gusar mak bagi! LOL!!! ) yang Belcream Ungu ittiew seal dan dianggap private and confidential yerk! (sesapa nak tahu buz my ym id. LOL!!! Kidding, ingat I jahat sangat ke? )
Mender ini yang mak nak tulis ini, timbul selepas segment "Dari Hati ke Hati Bersama Kak Op". Selama 2 jam setenagh di tasik, kami berempat telah pun bertukar story dan mengalirkan air mata mengenangkan nasib masing-masing. Ketika ittiew, mak menjadi saksi dan pendengar bahkan ada juga situasi yang melibatkan meks. Dua situasi penting yang akan berlaku di dalam kehidupan semua Gayboy di Malaysia. And with this entry, dengan rasminya mak mulakan kempen kesedaran ( sempena Maal Hijrah 1428 LOL!! ) : The NEHI campaign.
Kempen ini sebenar nya perlu dilakukan or atleast diberi advise. Biasanya bende ini akan dialami oleh budak budak yang baru or inexperience. Yang first time or diawal pembabitan. And usually this thing also happen to staright couple yer! Bukan kepada Gay or lesbian sahaja. Tetapi budak straight also. Dan kempen ini tidak limit kepada issue virginity sahaja tetapi kepada semua aspek.
Mak mendegar rintihan sedih kawan mak dengar penuh rasa simpati. Kesian uols. Diperlakukan sebegini rupa oleh pemangsa buas yang keluar dari pintu Neraka. LOL!!! Pintu Neraka aku bagi! As we know, budak baru ini, or those who are inexperince, or budak muda usually fragile. Selalu dijadikan bahan laku nafsu sarakah binatang pemangsa buas. Diperalatkan dan dihina sebagai satu SexDoll, terbaring kaku seperti tunggul untuk melayan nafsu sarakah manusia tidak berhati perut uols.
Kite biasa dengarkan masalah ini? Bahkan ada yang pernah mengalami nye bukan. Tetapi kenapa kite masih berdiam diri untuk membenarkan binatang ittiew meratah badan yang kita yang suci. Mesti ramai yang pelikkan. Benda ini kan sesatuh yang agak common. Tengok mamat cando je and tasty sikit, lepas tue mesti ada yang muka sangkak "Ala nyeh, mak dah rasa dah mas die mule-mule dtg KL dulu". Kan? Mesti kesian kan!
Well, actualy mende ini semua pun tahu, sedar tak sedar sahaja uols. Masa mula-mula or zaman kejahilan dulu kanmost of us, tak kire straight or gay, nor magter aspect virginity ke ataupun any thing ( drugs ke apa ke ) mesti kite semua tak tahu macam mana nak kata NO kan!
Even ketika sesi luahan "Hati ke Hati Bersama Kak Op" semalam pung, mangsa kite telah pun memberitahu ( let mak quote ayat die tanpa tertiggal sepatah pung ) - 'You guys pernah tak rasa, you tak taste tak bernafsu langsung tengok budak tue, tapi you merelakan sahaja?'. Kan?
Kenapa? Sebab masa kite mule mule dahulu, semua tak reti nak kata NO! Mek pung dulu, sama. Almost everyone already being there. As for me also. Zaman kejahilan dulu pung that was masa sekolah menengah la, dalam berlambak-lambak senior yang hitting, motif seorang yang sungguh OUT-OF-TASTE? Fonomena EUUUWHARRRGGHTTUIIIIH sangat! Tetapi kite macam tak sedarkan masa tu. Sekarang bile dah agak bijak baru macam terpikir, apa la yang aku nampak kat die sebenarnya? Sedangkan masa bergetah dulu ( still am - FYI ) banyak lagi yang dok hitting, ketat ( still am - FYI, thanks kacip fatimah LOL!! ), saham tinggi but muke tue jugak yang dok tergila-gilakan? ( but to me, he is not bad la, at least something yang bertahan sampai 4 years - muka elok, service tak tip top but not bad : 4/5 LOL!!! ).
In this entry, ( dari what I experience lepas my first incident ) all of us need to learn how to say NO NO NO NO. A Totally a NO NO! ( gaya tangan2 sekali ). Here are the things that might help you guys to succeed in this campaign 'The NEHI Campaign':
Step #1 : Sex-Diet
Ini bukanlah mak nak suruh hangpa berlakon citer 4o days 40 Nights. Nanti tak pasal korang macam orang gile meroyan sanggap kan! This is actually a training.
Try to say NO or Nehi or La kepada sex for a while. Not matter how tasty the guy is. Try to say NO. Cube stop menjadi jalang. When you are fragile, when you are innocent, there are always people around you akan ngap ngap ngap uols. Bukan leh caya. Muka alim awark sekali Ikan haruan makan Anak Sendiri! But this action is only a baby step for a life-changing experience and personality. The effect ittiew akan kelihatan lebih ketara die on the 2nd step.
Step #2 : Self-Resistant!
No matter how tasty the guys, how muskul the guys is, no matter how the guy have reach all level 10/10 in the criteria box of your preferences, no matter how big is his tool, no matter how tight hic cunt is ( aiyoooooooo!!!! ) try to say NO! Bukan lah kata NO tue sampai mati. But jika masih baru lagi dan masih belum diperlakukan, you learn how to say NO to something you nak, trust me, you can survive!!! Sama macam orang yang nak diet, diberi dihidangkan chopstik, ice cream die leh kata NO, die leh kurus -e.g paling tepat Lea Laurielle and BibiNoa ( opps!! LARIK PECUT BERPALANG 400m ).
But however, kalau you sudah dipergunakan like my fren ittiew. Never mind. But tolong jangan salah interpret yerk! I kata Nevermind bukan bermaksud teruskan dirimu dihina, tetapi benda yang dah lepas kita tidak boleh nak reverse that thing, kan! But atleast, even tho start lambat but tak la melarat. Nanti takut kalo melarat dikatakan atau dichopkan sorong. OPPS! sapa tak tau.
Lepas dah rasa confidence kata NO pada almost everything, percayalah, masa ittiew uols mesti rasa yang uols berkuasa untuk katakan NO and you can think rationally and you can control yourself and people around you. Bukan nak jadikan diri sebagi a bitchy person. better hv a bitch personality rather than being a bitch in life, KAN!!
Step #3 : Choosy Bitch
Lepas confidence diri dah tinggi ( but please don't over do macam ABU, LOL!!! ) baru senang nak berkerja sambil menjaga harga diri. Bukan ConfiAbu yang mak maksudkan ( LOL!!! ayat baru sekarang - ConfiAbu; Con-Fee-Ab-Boo : Confidence tahap gampang LOL!!! ). In this level, what you need is to be strong and uphold the your principle. Gersang macam mana pung, jgn main rembat sahaj. Ingat kite bukan tong sampanh or ROJAK!
Hanya On kepada yang betul-betul taste sahaja. And this principle apply semasa di Otot-Otot, chatting, crusing or anywhere. Be strong to your principle.
Biarlah kite sengsara sedikit pada awalnya atau sanggap sedikit pada awalnya, tetapi ingat ingatkan "Biarlah susah susah dahulu, Enak enak kemudian!" LOL!! But it is true what? Not only you betul betul leh tayangkan your trophy with pride, tetapi you will like him extremely deep.
Also, this step will teach you how to be patient. Sabar ittiew bagus yerk! Masa dah dapat tue, baru la best. Libido tinggi, hati puas, both party pun senang rasa puas nak main. Nanti mesti uols dapat second call from the guy. La La La.
Try it! And this is an advice for those yang baru baru or yang masih fragile. But for those yang dah jalang habis yang jenis pergi Otot-Otot or ke tasik everyday, gigih daki bukit bagai, or rajin pose di tansit pun masih boleh digunakan. Better start late than never! Kan? Sebelum mak omongnge seng ora orai, better I stop now before this entry menjela-jela panjangnya!
Labels: Friendship, Life, Relationship, Sex Education

posted by Isis Natasha @ 16:53 0 Comments
La La La~
Hiks! Hari ini, rasanya teringin nak buat one entry on worst pick-up lines ever known by me. dapat idea pung cos tadi dok la bersembang dengan Natalia, one of my officemate. Tadi masa turun ke cafe for a ciggies, dok la bersembang sakan pasal pick up lines. And one of the story serious shit mmg mcm ke-sundel!
Pick Up Line #1
Seorang gayboy drag tasty kat seorang abg muscul ( which is also a gaban la of cos la kan! ). Die tasty cos ternampak kat myspace gayban itiew! And, setelah all of us desak die untuk memberanikan diri untuk beri pick up line, uols tahu apa pick up line die? aiyooooooo!!!! Die hantar msg kat gayban ittiew dengan msg berbunyi :
" Hye, pernah drag tak? "
Leyh?? Uols leh terpikir ittiew sebagai one pick up line? Tak boleh kan? Kan! Sesungguhnya Statement Berani mampos mak beri yerk!!!!!
Tapi cerita ini tidak habis di sini! Lepas a few weeks, gayban ni pung enggak balas message ittiew, gayboy drag yang women melampau ni pun tanya kat kiterorg,
" Nyeh, motif gayban tu tak balas msg mak? Mak ada buat or tulis paper yang menyebabkan die sentap ke? "
Motif? Hang tak perasan lagi ke? Kalau me as that muskul gayban also pung tak hingin nak balas message macam tue yer!!
Pick Up Line #2
Pick up line ni mak dengar over the radio one morning masa nak gi kerja. Biasala. Bosan dalam jam pagi pagi buta di Kota Metropolitan Kuala Lumpur, so bukak la radio dengar celoteh Rudy and Jay Jay the Breakfast Crew! Kebetulan masa tue depa tengah dok citer pasal pick up line tau. Ada one caler ni, mak tak hengat dari mana , a girl. Die kata masa tue die kat club tgh chill out with friend kat bar. And then datang la this ( as quoted ) "a charming built chinese man - a model look alike" nak ngorat. Mula-mula pandang pandang, jeling - jeling. Lepas senyum dongak kepala ( aiyoooo mcm kat tasik ngan kat otot otot kan Kie? ). And then masa this girl bgtau pick up line ittiew jejants, mak terus burst into laughter sampai kete sbeleah mak tgk aja mak yer!
"You parent must be a terrorist cos you are such a bomb"
Aiyoooooo! Motif sebegitu rupa pick up line yerk! Very the bertemakan 9/11.
This is I think the worst pick up line ever heard by me sepanjang 21 tahun mak bernafas, bernifas, dan berjimak di uka bumi yang indah nie!!!
Labels: Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 00:55 0 Comments
the carol of christmas,
the firework of new year,
I still can remember,
the smile during the chrismast dinner,
the feeling togertherness with friend suring the countdown of new year,
I still can taste beef curry for aidiladha in my mouth
Everything happen so fast,
the celebration is still in the air,
suddenly it all gone
like a raindrop,
just vanished into the fog.
For all this while I waited,
for the love to come back,
even tho alot of demon say it would
For all these while I put on hope
as high as the mountain,
as deep as the ocean,
with all the hope,
I survived day by day
Since i knew there is a shining star
at the end of my journey
for me to feel ur warm hugs and kisses again,
Never in my mind
never in my heart
never in my living journal
i expect you to go away.
It is really hurt,
I feel my heart being torn apart,
As if there are dozens poisonuos knife
stab in my heart,
My eyes burn with flame,
when my replacement asked me bout you.
when he tell me the sweet things you done to him,
which I already experienced,
which I already taste,
which I already fond of,
which I truly missed.
But never I regret,
never i envy,
never i seek for a revenge.
always adore,
always remember,
always look up, and always be urs.
Just for you,
and to you, my replacement,
CUCI BEKAS JILATAN MAK!!!!
Labels: Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 14:07 0 Comments
Just now, I log in my friendster ID and check all my messages and all, suddenyl i found this bulletine. The title is "During Sex ... Continue". Ala macam game yang sambung sambung tu. So I pun eagerly la open kan, terbahak bahak me baca all those song title after add the phrase "during sex" at the end of the title of song.
Game die macam ni. You just just add je the phrase "during sex" at the end of the song's title. Example : title lagu Saloma, Aidilfitri Hari Mulia kan for example, will be Aidilfitri Hari Mulia During Sex. Hah! Macam tue.
So, korang baca la sendiri title-title yang terpikirkan oleh kawan kawan I in friendster list! Memang mencerminkan betapa kreatif nye remeja Malaysia! kekeke
During Sex
Message:
Here's the rules - Add your name to thebottomalong with the song that you're listening to right now or the last song you listened to, followed by "during sex.
Pass this bulletin along as long as you can copy and paste it into a new bulletin .. dont press reply!
wanRot - you're too good(to me baby) duringsex...yeahh!!
-nYUn- : tokyo drift during sex [buh??]
dyana - valentine during sex.
niena - faithless during sex...hahaha (macam mana? faithless katanya! KAYU kah?)
Waniduckie- Kenangan terindah during sex(Ahhh...)
KaRL - Cepat-Cepat (JacVictor) during sex.... (matilah cepat cepat!!!)
Adib - Dead men tell no tales during sex
Razman - YMCA during sex....(hmmm...) >>> (new position ke? YMCA during sex?)
Syed - Menaruh Harapan during sex (zaitonSameon ye) ... >> (seriously I like this one a lot! Menaruh Harapan during sex katanya!!!!! bangga kak Eton!)
RaZali - Gerenti Beres during sex (KRU)
Kamehamehaa - SHE BANGS during sex(WILLIAM HUNG)
Mr. Zack - Terlalu Indah (cokelat) during sex..
aZu - Sexyback during sex (wow!!)
arina- kenangan yg terindah during sex (samsons)
Ez-zad- Love To See You Cry during sex (enriqueiglesias) ... >> (Hanj!! Love To See You Cry During Sex!!!! Wakakakaka .. double meaning sgt!!!)
Arni - Hilang Dalam Terang during sex (Search)
Hafidz - Ghostfaced DURING SEX (The Dead 60s) ... >> (Jejants ni fuck sapa .. ghostfaced?)
Labels: Relationship, Sex Education

posted by Isis Natasha @ 06:53 0 Comments
in the morning i hope for a sunlight, but the end the only thing i get is only raindrops flowing down my cheek
a lot of rumours had been heard, none of them can be true in my heart
how loud i yelled, how loud i scream
still unable to stop the demon shout
a long time i live, a long time i learn
a long time i gained experience, a long way i already went
still can find the true match, the perfect love
when i found one and believe it is the true love of my heart,
appear alot of demon hand try to pull me down
no matter how hard i tried, i still cant win the king's heart,
still be the servant by the cinder
am i that ugly?
am i that unlucky?
am i not meant to be loved?
am i not meant feel loved?
am i not being destinied to enjoy love?
am i be be born to watch and envy other peep enjoying love?
am i being here to watch other peeps trick me?
am i the soul that being sent away without soulmate?
am i going to die alone?
am i going to watch my body being cremenated alone?
when other peeps said u can have easily have men,
only i knew how hard it is
i lost faith on the proverb,
there is a soulmate for everyone,
i lose faith to believe a new day has come,
i lost faith to continue on living
for me there are single lining behind every grey clouds,
but they are meant for others,
not for me, not for Isis Natasha,
emotional breakdown some peeps may say,
temporary to others few,
forever in my heart,
so long had wait for a sun to shine,
crying badly when it start to move away again, again and again.
Labels: Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 22:55 1 Comments
Well, we can see one of them is TULEN (lalat sangat die nie .. kape kes die nie .... meks dinch perasan meks ada caras laki die .. ni mesti perempuan yg tak puas hati ngan meks cos meks lagi melersts and vas vas dari die .. kape muke TULEN ni sangkak ala ala kalo tgk cermin cermin pung retak kew? Adik ku TULEN, jangan la marahkan kakak cos saya lagi cantik, salahkan ibubapa you kerana BAKA yang tidak elok yer! kekekeke) ..and thanks for the other chatters yang defend meks, but hey NO need to do that .. if we care and always defend ourselves against other peeps komentar about ourself, sampai mati pun dinch habis ... kain kapan reput pung, mulut depa masih berkata-kata .. biarkan saje .. keep on with our own life bcos i believe under one main principal of life ; "NO BODY UNDERSTAND MYSELF BETTER THAN I DO".
What I'm gonna write bout today .. Erm .. Alot of things happen lately! Erm .. kinda busy with work and all. But hey that is the nature of life. Well lately I discovered something regarding my own self which I never realise before. The story goes on like this:
Well, I have a crush for a guy lately .. But ala tak kewsah sangat la about that. If this turn out to be something .. kalo ado, ado and BONUS some more, but kalo dinch ado pun tak pe .. at least I learnt something and add a new expereience in life and also a new friend to be with till my deathbed.
But it just struck me once like a thunder (bukan halilintar yang ala ala memanah meks yer! Tolong sikit ... yang patut kene panah bukan meks, tapi org lain yang bawak kembara .. OOPS!), I do have a thing for skinny guys with a strong musculine jaw line and strong cheek bone. Why? DINCH tahu la kape. Ntah la, my taste and preferences bertukar just like that! Erm .. dosi dengar, mesti uols rasa pelik banget deyh kan! Ala ala gambar model model for Versace Ready-to-Wear!. Kan kaedahnya! Hiks! Not saying that my crush tu muke die ala ala versace's model but (kene ada yerk .. nanti kalo just incase die baca and mana la tau die perasan ke this is bout him, nanti die kata i tak kata die cute lak! kang majok lagik! kekeke - (eh alamak entry ni dah jadi mcm entry untuk abg COMEL la!) kinda cute jugak la die tue .. But ntah la .. Peeps around me sellau cakap and bersetuju with the fact that skinny guys turn me on, and those with strong jawline n cheekboone tun me HOT RIGHT ON. Hiks!Some of my fren even said that i have a thing for guys who are cute .. Baby face we called it formally or muka anak ikan (tapi kalo muke anakikan buntal, meks tak mau!). Hiks! Ntah la .. Why yerk nowadays? Kalo you guys hang out with me, korang mesti perasan bout this thing. Erm .. Dunno la. But seriously I have a thing for cute little ones now! ARGH!!! But tak la sampai umur depa tue bawah umur . Tak nak la I berlakon filem sebatan 18 kali ngan rotan ekor ikan pari for underage sexual harrasment. Hiks!
And I curious again, Do two peeps who have similar faces (ntah la uols, depa dok kata muke meks ngan my crush ni ala ala hampir serupa .. aiyoo! apakah maksudnya ittiew? Adakah die cucuk sana cucuk sini? Tak per.. and dinch kewsah!) and when they like each other (kaedahnya budak tue suke emks kew?), do they last long? Erm .. ramai org cakap mcm tue, but betul ke? Seriously confuse!
And what should you do in order to know what is inside the heart of ur own crush! And seriously i tak suke being in crush state ... cos i cant control the situation! Argh!!! Benci gile kalo meks ado crush cos i need to know what is inside the guys' heart i want to know his feeling so that i can move on with my life! (eh! sat bukan ke on the begining of te entry meks ado kata meks leh keep on going to matter what the condition? erm!...) hiks!
What up after this?
- Miss Malaysia 2006 - confession of a contestant
Labels: Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 17:06 0 Comments
Nak umumkan tarikh tunang pung ala ala wat media conferance yer! siap ada direct telecast lagik!!! (uols kalo uols nak kawin, ada sampai tahap cengini? tak de kan .... jgn kata telecast, uols beduk kat surau pugn tak de sapo yang dengar or amik tahu uols!! - beduk? *matilah Isis tidak pernah tgk PA System!!)
Inilah die bukti cinta ittiew buta (Bak kata Puteera70 yer! meks masih ingat statement ittiew kepada salah sorang budak YM di Uptown!! Matilah!!) dan tidak mengenal usia (uols nak kawin dengan orang usia ala ala sama nombor ngan bilangan pil viagra yang die kene hamik setiap kali merembak?) dan persoalan yang sgt penting, MAMPUKAH BANGKA INI MEMUASKAN NAFSU BUAS BINATANG UOLS?
Tetapi walaupun ape pung, situasi ini adalah lebih MULIA dan LEBIH AFDAL, LEBIH ELOK dan LEBIH DITERIMA MASYARAKAT kerana sekurang kurang nye insan yang berkasih ini bukan la seperti ( kawan i nie - sat, kawan ke kaedahnya kalo perangai kawan makan kawan kan! ader la sekor nie ), pungguk waiting forever bulan call centre jatuh ke riba, kan! opps!
yang penting, biarlah dlm satu hubungan itu, kita dinilai cantik dimata partner kiter, dan bukanlah kite sendiri yang mengatakan dirti kite cantik seperti dialog yang Isis petik dari sebuah rancangan reality yang berlaku pada hari Sabtu lepas di salah sebuah Restorent terkemuka di ibukota:
Isis Natasha
mempersembahkan
sebuang theater bertajuk
Sang Gajah dan Diana Ross
(situasi : bayangkan uols tengah duduk melepak dengan kawan kawan uols kat satu meja berhadapan dengan salah seekor binatang peliharaan. tengah dok asyik bercherita dan bergossiping nieh, vivinatangs-diludah-di sangkar-zoo [VDSZ] ini leh bersore dengan lantang ..... )
VDSZ : Begitulah, kekwat ngan meks sekarang, tak nak salam meks pungs! (dengan sore yang lantang umpama anjing menyalak meminta Pedigree sehingga satu mapley mendengar nye uols!)
Uols yang Vast [UV] : Sorry la nyeh, meks tak perasan ko (ulasan Isis : motif? hai, jantan cando seribu batu ko nampak, gajah kurap berkubang lumpur meja depan ko tak nampak? hanj statement!! ) tapikan kenapa aku yang kene salam ko? (meks sukew! meks sukew statement ittew!)
VDSZ : Sah sah la aku lagik cantik dari ko! (uols tak naik hangin ke dengar statement die nie? dasar bekas pemakai dawai kokot!)
UV : Nyeh, sah ah muke pondan failed mcm ko tak der sapa nak pandang! jgn kata aku, org buta pung terus pejam mata sundel! (die hengat perut buncit mcm singa bunting 18 ekor sume nak pandang ke? org ramai tgk pung ala ala bertobat ingatkan dajal uols!)
- Isis's Comment : aiyoooo!! mata sudah 4 pung ala ala kene tambah lagik kew? opps!
UV : Taraf meks taraf atas (sambil uols menunding ke langit dengan penuh kebanggaan dan riak takbur!) taraf ko pulak yang nie (sambil uols meludah ke lantai dan memijak mijak lantai kedai mamak ittiew!)
begitulah die uols, sedikit sedutan dialog yang tak seberap, setelah penat Isis memikirkan nama yang perlu ditukarkan! demi mengelakan sebarang kejadian Biarlah Rahsia (karang tak pasal pasal meks kene buang chatboxx blog meks!)
apa apa pung, selagi uols, menemui teman sejati, terima la seada nya, dan kalo dah kene reject tue, pandai pandai la carik lain, jgn terhegeh hegeh tingtong meroyan kat budak tue lagik! Tidak paham perkataan RIMAS ke uols? hiks! opps!!
bak kata Mummy Isis, "Biarlah Buruk, Jgn Tingtong"
Labels: Relationship

posted by Isis Natasha @ 17:24 3 Comments

