On the first half of the semifinals, we had Italy Vs Germany. Meks rasakan uols, this match is so aiyyyooooooo! Shoalin-Soccer sangat yer!! Why? Senang sahaja reason uols ….. asyik asyik terpelanting jatuh yer!! Gemany main ganas sgt!! Choy la!! (the football players main ganas, does that mean all German men carry the same personality in bed?? Matilah Isis Natasha warganegara Jerman after this!!). Pantang kaki tersentuh sikit, terus jatuh yer!! Kalo jatuh setempat tak per uols!! Ni idak!!! Terguling-guling, (meks rasa Ashwariya Rai tengok menangis merintih air mata darah uols!) I’m kinda piss off during the first half of the match! Of cos la! Italy passing skill is so hazabs!!! Motif kadang kadang pass ke depan sgt la, tinggi sgt la … and I dare to say during the first half of the match, Germany posses the ball a lot more than the Italian Men! (I love Totti!! Tak pasal pasal!!! Isis curang to Christiano Ronaldo! Matilah verangansss overdose).
During this particular period of the match, meks rasa, kalau meks ado kat dalam stadium tue, memanmg meks rasa nak tembak sajork stricker Italy with Bazooka! On a logically reason ( Meks bukan Ariel Sharoon! suke suke hati sajork membunuh orang yer!! Isis Natasha hanya terkenal dengan mood swing and maki hamun tak tentu hala sajork!). Uols bayangkan on the 16th min, tha ball already being saved by Germany Goalkeeper but dinch firmly grab, so agak terlepas la … peluang sebesar mata, but yet still tak leh managed ada kudrat tulang 4 kerat to kick the ball masuk goal. As what Kie claim, “Main Macam Bapok! Kalo Mak Masukkan Siti Comel, Dah Berdozen Dozen Goal!”
Masuk 2nd Half, still no perubahan yer!! Except for Italy maintain stamina (of cos la .. dah kata Italian Men, famously known for the best men to have sex –intercoarse kan!! - Tak de kene mengena uols! But meks rasa after this, merenset-renset la counter MAS Airlines ke Milan and all over Italy penuh and fully booked with gays n trans!! Hiks!!) and meks tengok Germans ala ala pancit jugak uols.and yet the second half end with nil to nil. Actually during 90 minutes of the match, both team ada peluang yang sangat besar to score a goal, but as what Kie claimed earlier, Main-Macam-Bapok skill really membuatkan meks rasa depa ni dah naik bahlul and longliak! (Lady and Ginger, betul ke penggunaan ayat kedah ittiew?) and some more, meks rasa pada match nie, meks tgk ala ala free kick ado sajork in every ten minutes. Tergolek terpelanting tertiarap tak yah cerita la … every players feeling-feelings Superman Return kan, ala ala tolong promote that movie (dah tak sempat nak premier kat Cannes, World CUP PUN BOLEH SAJOK! Belasah jew!). but in this game la, meks cukup kesian kat salah sorang pemain german, asyik berdenyut kepala die uols ( meks tahu bukan la cos meks turun ke padang and sentuh kepala die and bagi Kinomitsu yer!) but ala ala meks tengok asyik jatuh n pegang kepala due to kepala terantuk kat kaki la, terpijak kepala la, apa la .. and all incident regarding head injuries only occurred to this one particular footballer (sorry folks, meks dinch tahu namanya! Meks suke the suspend tgk bola bukan krn jejants! Pengakuan seorang Virgin Hargh tuih!!)
During the extra time 30 minutes, meks ala ala hampa pada awal nyew .. cos dah masok second half of this 30 minutes short period pung still no score! Until …. The first score, a beautiful shoot into German’s goal 3 minutes before this match end. Aiyoooooo!! So ala ala cerita Hindustan .. last minute rescue katanya!! Lepas tue … last 3 second (meks repeat!! 3 second!!) Italy boleh jaring lagi satu goal!! Meks was so aiyooo .. best nyew!!! Those yang dah bangun n paid theior drinks pung ala ala duduk balik yer!!! Memang berbaloi meks tunggu 5 hours kat kedai mamak untuk dapat seat yang melerts ittiew!!! Meks tengok German menangis teresak esak katanya .. tidak dapat masook ke finals! Rasakan!! Teruskan menangis!!!
Labels: Football
posted by Isis Natasha @ 16:15
