FINAL WC 2006 at BKT BINTANG!!
Tuesday, July 11
Well as many knew, Hotlink telah menagda World Cup Carnival di bkt bintang semata-mata untuk Final match antara due team, the youngest and the oldest WC team katanya!
hiks! merasalah meks pung pergi la bersama kawan kawan yang lain .... meks dinch tahu motif depa hikut (adakah kerna jantan or mmg nak gi tgk bola?? walaupung pada mulanya meks sendiri tidak yakin niat dihati meks cos as uols tahu la kan,nanti dah nampak yang tasty, teroos lupekan screen! kan!! )
so merasalah meks pergi jemput Comel and Dino (malangnya, Kamal Sarimah tidak dapa thikut katanya alasan kerja morning shift? ya kah? ntah ntah cek endut! adik adik kaut cek endut kan!!). sampai sajork kat bkt bintang, meks pung parking kat kat belakanag hotel istana ... teringat kisah kisah di MT ...
kami bertiga pung ala jalan beriringan ke arah Jln Bkt Bintang ... Ya Allah, hanya tuhan saja yang tahu betrapa padat nye kawasan ittiew uols! tapi di dalam padat padat dan ala ala umat manusia membanjiri, tidaklah menjadi penghalang Comel mencari jejants kan! tetap la expose muke n badan segala! lalala ...
yang penting , on the way berjalan catwalk ke arah scene, terjumpe Zexr ngan kawan (which meks rasa mcm lover die, but tka kewsah la, janji bahagia uols) semenatara Dino Laha (bukan meks bagi ye nama tue, Mia Tmn Bunga Raya yang bagi) beli rokok, Comel boleh yer pergi cek endut ngorat pak arab kat sitoo ... ala ala nampak sajork pak arab ittiew memakai jersey italy bagai! teroos la die "Im an Italian fans! Viva Juve, Forza Italia! Championi del Mondo!" meks terus terpegun melihat tahap confident Comel but meks occay jew!
lepas tue, leh lak tiga ekor ni feeling feeling berjalan ke arah bibi untuk melihat keadaan gibeks disana ... ish ish ish tak meriah langsung .. fonen cehk endut pung aala ala dinch! meks tak tahu kenapa. adakah kerna takot dikejar fanatic fans yang kalah? (merasalah la balik umah berkepala sula bendera france kan!) merasa merasa!
lepas dah penat exposed kat kak ara (motif bukak ari ahad?) we ols pung berjalan itik la ke arah depan MCD dimana, masing masing dah merenset renset tka keruan melihat betapa amai nye jejnats yg cando cando! call kak G kak G tgh ala ala chek endut di Malibu! begitulah adik adik .. suke chek endut! tak pernah bersyukur dgn apa yang ada! tetap nak lebey! (contohi la meks, ala ala bersyukur ngan apa yang ada! natural beauty! **sambil betulakn dagu 14 suntikan yang makin hari makin condong ke kakan? motif? MENARA PISA or MENARA TELUK INTAN?!)kan!!!
setelah penat menunggu and Comel pugn sudah 3 kali menelefon kak G bertanya kan kahbar berita dan lokasi geography (dimana kak G bersungguh memberikan bhw beliau berada di depan EON bank! adakah seperti statement "Meks ada kat traffic light jln sentul nie!!"), we ols pung sume sekali bergerak ke tpt screen besar!
astagana .. begitu ramai sekali umat manusia hanya tuhan sahaja yang tahu! but meks pelik uols, masa Malaysia Tournament, nak penuh stadium tak penuh penuh lak! pelik kan uols!
demikan semangat gigih we ols tgk bola sampai ke Bkt Bintang, weols (most of us) buat la face paint bendera team kesayangan, ITALY!!! Championi Del Mondo!!
and masa dah start ittiew, meks, comel, shaft , kak g, kie, and Dino pung duduk la .. ketika ni kakak dan kawanya telah menghilang entah kemana ... masa dlm minit ke 15 ala ala before penalty yang France goal ittiew, Kak G and Kie pung bergerak utk mencari kakak dan terus hilang! .. so tinggal la meks, comel, shaft n dino!
Wajah Kekalahan Seorang penyokong France yang tidak tahu which one is Zidane! *matilah meks lari sembunyi belakang Lucas!
nak wat cerita menarik, shaft ni minat France ala ala sokong light light la .... tapi masa Freance goal penalty tak lak jerit gumbira, tapi masa goal Italy through corner kick beria menjerit nie! Comel siap teasing tanya die, Zidane yang mana! Hanjeng kan! meks ocay jew!
Ya Allah, Motif meks gigit kad ittiew? oo nie masa ala ala Penalty Zidane! The First Goal of the match! Motif due hekor hanjeng kat belakang ittiew pose women! yang penting, perhatikan baju DINO!!! Statement of the year from fashion sense, "I'm Gay n I'm Bottom, come and have fun together, 013-2352602 *matilah meks lari terkekek kekek!!
ketika ittiew, meks pung ala ala duduk menatap screen yg tak berapa besar kerna meks duduk akt belakang, ada la mamat emo ni akt belakang meks .. ala cando bangat yang penting Comel leh bisik akt meks, budak tu pakai underwear kaler Puith! MOTIF!!!!
Yang nie mesk tak tahu ape motif petanda amik mamat kulup 2 hekor nie? taste ke uols?
lepas tue meks pung beralih la ke depan sikit, dimana meks berjumpe DERIK, Boy renoma's personal ahir stylist uols .. bangga nieh! separuh muka berndera France sipa jersey! merasalah ko balik merintih kekalahan kan! meks bergerak ke depan sekali .. uols bayangkan yer! from Lot 10 we ols move sampai ke roayle bintang! depan sgt yer! yang penting meks duduk betul betul dlm kelompok Italy supporters and shaft ikut sekali! "I rasa berdosa sgt pada France duduk akt sini" ittiewla statement yang kuar dair mulot Shaft! yang penting Shaft dapat cekendut sekor! syial nye gibeks! sempat cek endut!
masa penalty kick session, meks comel n dino ala ala berdiri nie ! bersiap siap nak bersorak .. and sampai hilang sore occay we ols bersorak utk ITALY!! comel n meks amik kesempatan ni berpelukan dengan abg abg cando yg kiterorg dah aim sekian lama .. goal aje meks terus terpa n pelu ... merasalah meks peluk 5 org yang berlainan!! kan!! sambil menyelam minum air uols!!!
Seperti biasa, wajah kemenangan penyokong Italy but yang pakai snow cap tue kalo meks perhatikan ada tanda biru kat pipi kiri! Bendera apakah ittiew? *Lari!! Penat la sundel! asyik lari jew!Labels: Football
posted by Isis Natasha @ 05:53 4 Comments
Germany Vs Italy : Review of the Semi Finals Part I
Thursday, July 6
Rasakan!! Rasakan!!! Both Semi finals rounds for World Cup 2006 Germany finally over. With one fair-and-square-but-yet-bored type match while the other one, meks rasa layak untuk meks gelarkan as Shoalin-Soccer type of match (I’ll explain to you after this nah!!). Tercapai jugak hajat meks untuk melihat kedua-dua team yang meks sukew dan sanjung memasuki ke peringkat FINALS!! Huhuhuhu! Which is only days away!On the first half of the semifinals, we had Italy Vs Germany. Meks rasakan uols, this match is so aiyyyooooooo! Shoalin-Soccer sangat yer!! Why? Senang sahaja reason uols ….. asyik asyik terpelanting jatuh yer!! Gemany main ganas sgt!! Choy la!! (the football players main ganas, does that mean all German men carry the same personality in bed?? Matilah Isis Natasha warganegara Jerman after this!!). Pantang kaki tersentuh sikit, terus jatuh yer!! Kalo jatuh setempat tak per uols!! Ni idak!!! Terguling-guling, (meks rasa Ashwariya Rai tengok menangis merintih air mata darah uols!) I’m kinda piss off during the first half of the match! Of cos la! Italy passing skill is so hazabs!!! Motif kadang kadang pass ke depan sgt la, tinggi sgt la … and I dare to say during the first half of the match, Germany posses the ball a lot more than the Italian Men! (I love Totti!! Tak pasal pasal!!! Isis curang to Christiano Ronaldo! Matilah verangansss overdose).
During this particular period of the match, meks rasa, kalau meks ado kat dalam stadium tue, memanmg meks rasa nak tembak sajork stricker Italy with Bazooka! On a logically reason ( Meks bukan Ariel Sharoon! suke suke hati sajork membunuh orang yer!! Isis Natasha hanya terkenal dengan mood swing and maki hamun tak tentu hala sajork!). Uols bayangkan on the 16th min, tha ball already being saved by Germany Goalkeeper but dinch firmly grab, so agak terlepas la … peluang sebesar mata, but yet still tak leh managed ada kudrat tulang 4 kerat to kick the ball masuk goal. As what Kie claim, “Main Macam Bapok! Kalo Mak Masukkan Siti Comel, Dah Berdozen Dozen Goal!”
Masuk 2nd Half, still no perubahan yer!! Except for Italy maintain stamina (of cos la .. dah kata Italian Men, famously known for the best men to have sex –intercoarse kan!! - Tak de kene mengena uols! But meks rasa after this, merenset-renset la counter MAS Airlines ke Milan and all over Italy penuh and fully booked with gays n trans!! Hiks!!) and meks tengok Germans ala ala pancit jugak uols.and yet the second half end with nil to nil. Actually during 90 minutes of the match, both team ada peluang yang sangat besar to score a goal, but as what Kie claimed earlier, Main-Macam-Bapok skill really membuatkan meks rasa depa ni dah naik bahlul and longliak! (Lady and Ginger, betul ke penggunaan ayat kedah ittiew?) and some more, meks rasa pada match nie, meks tgk ala ala free kick ado sajork in every ten minutes. Tergolek terpelanting tertiarap tak yah cerita la … every players feeling-feelings Superman Return kan, ala ala tolong promote that movie (dah tak sempat nak premier kat Cannes, World CUP PUN BOLEH SAJOK! Belasah jew!). but in this game la, meks cukup kesian kat salah sorang pemain german, asyik berdenyut kepala die uols ( meks tahu bukan la cos meks turun ke padang and sentuh kepala die and bagi Kinomitsu yer!) but ala ala meks tengok asyik jatuh n pegang kepala due to kepala terantuk kat kaki la, terpijak kepala la, apa la .. and all incident regarding head injuries only occurred to this one particular footballer (sorry folks, meks dinch tahu namanya! Meks suke the suspend tgk bola bukan krn jejants! Pengakuan seorang Virgin Hargh tuih!!)
During the extra time 30 minutes, meks ala ala hampa pada awal nyew .. cos dah masok second half of this 30 minutes short period pung still no score! Until …. The first score, a beautiful shoot into German’s goal 3 minutes before this match end. Aiyoooooo!! So ala ala cerita Hindustan .. last minute rescue katanya!! Lepas tue … last 3 second (meks repeat!! 3 second!!) Italy boleh jaring lagi satu goal!! Meks was so aiyooo .. best nyew!!! Those yang dah bangun n paid theior drinks pung ala ala duduk balik yer!!! Memang berbaloi meks tunggu 5 hours kat kedai mamak untuk dapat seat yang melerts ittiew!!! Meks tengok German menangis teresak esak katanya .. tidak dapat masook ke finals! Rasakan!! Teruskan menangis!!!
Labels: Football
posted by Isis Natasha @ 16:15 1 Comments
Act of a Loser?
Tuesday, July 4
Well, we have survived all the quater-finals round in the most-talked-about event in town, the WORLD CUP GERMANY 2006, SAY NO TO RACISM!!. As much as we predicted, Germany and Italy, France and Portugal will be against each other respectively in the Semifinals (uols, baca paper sendiri nah for the match dates nah!!) - attention to all: uols, dah tahu bilew ittiew match kan which is July 3rd and July 5th, cepat make up and dress u, wat appearance kat mapley mamak, duduk membelakangi big screen and facing all the jejants! (uols balik umah bermandikan teh tarik, meks tak tahu ... risiko ditangung sendiri!! hiks!)
As we all know, quater-finals is the only round where the teams play in what we called "kalah-mati" rounds or kalau dah tahu kalah tue, balik la! type or game. Argentina, England were among the loser team in this particular round. Before that, let me tell you a lil bit of this both team's history during the World Cup 2002 Japan-Korea. Argentina was not even pass the 1st Round match (adakah kerna tidak layak langsung utk masuk ke quater finals? what happeng? adakah ini dikata tempat kelhairna bumi terchenta Diego Maradona? Shame on you!!) while England managed to enter the 2nd round. England meet Denmark and the victoriously defeat Denmark with a score of 3 to nil (which is quite impressive, but heck! uols pernah ke dengar Denmark kuat in soccer? Dinch kan! Even this year, alngsung tidak ada dlm sebarang group or non ado dalam FIFA World CUP!) And then, England pung ala ala mara ke peringkat Quater-finals and unfortunately go against Brazil (which all of us knew Brazil was last time champion!) and England lost to Brazil with 2 jaringan berbalas 1.
The reason of this entry is not about the history of both teams, but instead is all about the act of failure made by importance people or in Malay, tulang belakang of the team. Argentina's coach, Jose Pekerman quit following the defeat of the team to Germany (and it is obviously a quick decision as ianya dibuat minutes fater kalah uols! SO DRAMA QUEEN la this Pekerman). And surprisingly, that is not all! Apparently, England coach, Sven-Goran Eriksson, mark the ending of 5 and half years as England first foreign coach. He even said "If you are the manager, then you are responsible" (sebegituh sekali nih!!! aiyooo!! over la!!).
To my surprise, (but memamng dah jangka and rasa patut pung!!!) David Beckham who had being the captain of we-know-we-can-win-since-we-had-attack-IRAQ team (hahahaha!! sebegitu sekali nickname yang meks bagi kat this team!! matilah!!) had pass the armband in an EMOTIONAL press conference! (Over!! Memang over, kalah Victoria!!). He chocked back tears adn barely looked upas he read the speech which he had written the night before. And he claimed that his football career is much over! (so that mean, Beckham is no longer palying for Real Madrid kah?)
My question is, DOES THIS FORM OF ACT IS REALLY NECESSARY? what say you?
Labels: Football
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Review Portugal against England
Sunday, July 2
It has been a while since the last time my fingers touch and feel the sensation of my keyboard in order to wrote some stories to be read by the people of the world. Hiks! (another statement berangan as if a lot of people membaca blog meks … but the wording of people of the world ittiew is not wrong and in fact it is really suitable memandangkan the internet is actually an example of dunia tanpa sempadan!)
Well, like many other Malaysian, I really do enjoy hanging out at mamak stall during early morning or in Malay, waktu dinihari ketika umat lain sedang sibuk bangun sembahyang tahajud (ZASTTTT!!! Terbakar katanya! Ahaks!! Larikan diri!!). Especially right now at this particular moment whne the world cup fever is really the main topic of the town. Everywhere I go, all the time, no matter it is in the morning, evening, night, stuck in traffic, during breakfast, while the guys standing and have their pee-pee time at the urinals, or even when u chat with your mother through the phone. Everybody seems to be talking about football.
Well, not exactly everybody. Not all 24 millions of Malaysian are talking about football all the time. If this really happen, then obviously the phrase “Makan bola, minum bola, tidur bola” is becoming a reality and the outcome would be tremendously disastrous. (Merasalah meks tengok melambak-lambak jejants bergado ngan bini ala Adibah Noor dlm ittiew advertisement uols!)
As a football maniac fan, I have been a big fan of Portugal since the begin of the !srt round match of the World Cup 2006 Germany, Say No To Racism. Eventhough I am not familiar with all the players but I do knew the rules and regulations of the play. Not like some others who yelled, “Shit, Refree KAYU!!!! Mana ada offside” during the match of France against Brazil and then asked me “Nyeh, offside tue macam mana nyeh?”
well, since the last World Cup in Japan/Korea, I really hate England Team. It is just
my personal opinion. I believe that England is well known not because their powerful teams which possess a lot of skill, but they really rely on the popularity of their players and the families. For instance, when the word ENGLAND TEAM came out from my mouth, spontaneously we will picturing David Beckham, Victoria Adams (and try not to forget her fake boobs!), Brooklyn, Romeo and the newborn boy, and not to forget the Beckingham Palace (depa hingat depa melertops sgt kah nak letak nama rumah sebegitu rupa? Verangan sundel!!) and finally the party of the year event. Another perfect example, England Football Players’ wives (I repeat WIVES, not the players, but their wives or spouses – just try not to offend any England Footballers’ boyfriends, if there is any) had been in the cover or the main focus for the Hello and OK magazine more than any other wives of other countries’ football players.Hence, it is not a surprise when Portugal managed to defeat England and make
their way to Semi Finals opposing France. In fact I’m not surprise at all when England only manage to hold control of the game for only 43% through out the 120 minutes (90 minutes + 30 minutes half time) game. With only 4 shot almost to goal compared to Portugal’s 9 attempts and 21 fouls resulting Wayne Rooney been sent out of the field with a red card, we do not need to elaborate more regarding this match.However, I am really surprise that England team managed to defend themselves even though Portugal’s coach, Brazilian World Cup winner, Luiz Felipe Scolari place the most “cando yang amat – kalo dapat ku jilat satu badan” (bak kata Siti Comel! – bukan meks occays!) the wonderful, perfect creation of God, Christiano Ronaldo which I believe is the best striker ever (bukan hanya kerna goodlook yerk!) but his ability to speed and tackle the ball well (ball as in ittiew bola sepak, bukan bola lain yerk!! Adik adik always fakir yang bukan-bukan!). Just imagine, even after a 30 minutes extra time, the score is tied up at nil to nil. Hence, since that World Cup Quarter Finals does not apply Golden Goal methods, so hence, we witness the most wonderful and tension penalty shoot out (meks hampir sakit jantung yer masa Viana and Petit’s shoot berjaya diselamatkan oleh goalkeeper England, Paul Robinson)
What ever it is, I’m happy and delightful that Simoa Sabrosa and Helder Postiga berjaya untuk menjaringkan goal untuk Portugal. And obviously, thankful to Christiano Ronaldo for the winning goal. (hanya Tuhan dan beberapa kawan meks yang mengetahui betapa kuat nyew meks menjerit ketika Ronaldo menjaringkan goal penamat untuk perlawanan yg best tapi hanjeng punye lama … kebas vontot meks sundel duduk kat kerusi kedai mamak ittiew)
Finally but not last, I believed that Haracio Elizando, the referee from Argentine team is fair and just when some other believes that he had sent Rooney out with a red card is tremendously unfair. Well he is obviously better than the strict referee from Brazil against France match. But that is another story ... till then!
Labels: Football
posted by Isis Natasha @ 23:10 1 Comments