1st Assignment - About Me ....
Wednesday, August 2
occay! wah wah wah tidak disangka sangka demam bloggers-idol sudah bermula (sat! ado ke kaedahnya fans utk bloggers-idol nie? mcm tidak ado pung demam nya! **matilah meks terus kene kick out cos carut competition sendirik!). Uols tengoklah sendiri tajuk assignment minggu pertama - About Me kaedahnya! (meks dah berangan nak puji diri sendiri melambung dah - tup tup ...) meks kene tulis about one of the contestant katanya! which is tidak lain tidak bukan (drumroll please!) RED MUMMY!
At first actually, meks tidak konal pung Red Mummy ni sapo, but biasalah! demi Friendship Day (yeah peeps! today is friendship day! HAPPY FRINDSHIP DAY!!!) meks pung berkenalan la ngan Red Mummy.
Meks menjengah ke blog Red Mummy (RM - singkatannya RM katanya! kaya Red Mummy, Ringgit Malaysia) iaitu di Red Mummy. So how meks nak start this entry yerk? (karangan? bosan la! - ala ala conversation la! nanti wat surat kang ado kata meks menirooo! hiks!!). RM, sorry nah! skunk nie meks tgh emncari kerja, so meks leh terpikir nak wat ala ala script hang carik keje kat company meks! boleh? (matilah!!)
Isis Natasha :
so it seems, you already sent in you resume and application form, eh! you forgot to wrote down your previous working experiences ... (RM pung menulis previuous working experiences die kat dlm application from company meks!) so tell me more about yorself, miss?
Red Mummy:
Red Mummy, you can just call me Red. The only reason is cos i envy red so much in my life.
Isis Natasha:
Red? Kinda strange and pelik la uols! Selalu nama candidate so far yang masuk nama paling pelik pung just, Laura Madonna (Matilah meks carut kawan sendirik!). Never mind, carry on with your brief introduction! (Isis melemparkan senyuman plastic)
Red Mummy:
I was born on the 11th of July ... the year tue tidak perlu la dimention (meks copy balik ape yang RM tulis dlm email nah!). I am the fourth child out of eight. I've 2 sisters and 5 brothers. (Isis melihat dan menenung tajam Red Mummy masa die sebut 5 brothers, sambil meks betulkan wig yang baru lepas asap ngan kak su) 5 super duper straight brothers (Red Mummy senyum sinis, sambil meks kembali wrote down the important thing on the application from).
Isis Natasha:
Are you married? Family? Children?
Red Mummy:
Oh Yes!! I'm happily married with two children (sambil garu garu jari manis tayang kat meks cinicin kawin, meks pulak garu garu leher meks tayang chocker baru beli semalam). I have a prince, which I call Abang and a princess, call Gegirl, you wanna see their photoes? (RM kuarkan picture anak die from wallet and tayang kat meks). Anything else you wanna know?
Isis Natasha:
Oh yeah? are you still working? (sambil betulkan spec propa meks - ala ala lady boss kan!)
Red Mummy:
Yeah, i still working. In Klcc as a PA to be exact. I stay in Cheras and own a car, an auto. I tidak boleh bawak manual. So travelling to work place never been a problem to me. Is this an indoor or outdoor job? Cos i dislike and tidak boleh berada under the sun. Panas sgt cuaca Malaysia nie. Talking about the Malaysia wheather, I dah a few time pergi ke laur negara for vacation, wanna see the photoes? (sambil kuarkan picture tunjuk kat meks, motif perempuan ni simpan photo banyak banyak? wallet ittiew dwiguna ke as photo album, detik hati meks!)
Isis Natasha:
Occay, anything else you wanna share (lempar senyuman palsu samil teguk air mineral yang telah dielektrolisiskan)?
Red Mummy:
I'm actively involved in outdoor activities, and I do love challenge. I beberapa kali masuk Fear Factor Malaysia ...
Isis Natasha:
Nah!! Now baru meks hingat! Meks pernah tengok muka uols kat dlm TV, NTV7 kan!!! (hanj!! meks as in Isis Natasha pung tidak kuar tv lagik, tup tup candidate office meks nie dah kuar dah! sah sah meks reject awal awal! hiks! hanjs sgt kan!!)
Red Mummy:
Tau tak pe. I just wanna ask, the hygene level at your office is in good level ke? Sebab I will start to sneezing when there is dust around. And I will always wear skirts or short cos I think I look clumsy in baju Kurung or long pants, boleh tak pakai macam ttue? Or your office ada dress code?
Isis Natasha:
Yes, we do have dresscode my dear, feather sebijik wajib yer! anyway, do you have previous problem involving officemate scandals?
Red Mummy:
None so far, but I do love to flirt and can cry easily. So make sure, tissue paper being provided nah! And i think, guys who tight in are so damn HAWT!!! So that would be a problem, if the dresscode for guys at your office is formal. What else? Oh ya! Do you have internet acces, cos I'm addicted to internet chess and I know I still the champion tho'. I don't like crabs and spicy foods. Kalau i perform good in your company, the company bagi any rewards tak ? or the staff leh pilih rewards sendiri? Sebab right now, I'm aiming for a red BMW, tidak kire la apa siries and hoping the company can give me one if I perform well.
Isis Natasha:
(meks hanya mampu geleng kepala) ...
Red Mummy:
Oh ya, it is really important if your office ada pantry or at least a small kitchen cos i love to cook, nak kata sedap sgt tue tak la, but kalo masa perang kire sedap la jugak, mampu la my family nak telan and I tidak boleh cook while there is alot of peeps in the kitchen. So kalo boleh, and if I'm accepted to be in your company, I need a space as my own kitchen. and kalo boleh, all the chicken and all, you tolong belikan yang dah siap di'siang' boleh? i tak reti nak siang ayam. And then, i demand a notebook or phonebook cos I bukan jenis yang boleh memories phone numbers. Kalo boleh, phonebook ittiew, leather. Kalo I dah dpt my Red BMW, your company boleh bagi lain things in the future tak? perfumes? i love perfum you know, flat screen monitor and a DVD player, i teringin nak letak tue kat rumah I.
Isis Natasha:
(tercengang but still boleh berkata-kata) Anything else you wanna add to your introduction?
Red Mummy:
I pakai lens, hate glasses you know. I drove my car kinda of ala ala mcm cite Tokyo Drift, so if I'm accepted, I takkan lambat punya! I love cats so kalo i bawak my cats to work boleh tak? I tengah menabung for my parents' house, your company leh bagi tak? or at least bagi loan ke ape ke? bayarkan downpayment ke? I nie jenis protactive sikit. and always membebel. So kalau i nie bising, you jangan la pecat i, memang naluri i mcm jugak u, bernaluri wanita. Lastly, i tidak suke org bercakap belakang i or kutuk belakang i especially about my kids. I thing that is enough for my brief introduction.And last one, I nie jenis suka tidow, so kalau i bawak kerusi OSIM to ofis ganti your chair untuk i tido masa tak der keje boleh tak?
Isis Natasha:
Ok! Briefffffff sgt! Anyway, you apply for what postion in our company actually? as you know, that our company, Medan Sri Suria Berhad majoring in graphic design. And terus terang i cakap, we can't afford to give youa car, perfumes, DVD player, flat screen and a house as a performance allowances. We only give you benefits as in extra allowances in RM. so how?
Red Mummy:
oo ok then, tidak ape la. I try company sebelah. Thanks. I can show my way out.
**hiks! seriously meks our of ideaa! meks leh teringat a job interview cos siang tadi meks kene interview kat celcom. hiks! sorry RM!!! And meks sajork je tulis entry in in red cos i knew, RED MUMMY love Red so much!
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