PICK UP LINES
Thursday, January 11
Holla! and Asssalamualaikum warah matullah hiwabarakatuh!
La La La~
Hiks! Hari ini, rasanya teringin nak buat one entry on worst pick-up lines ever known by me. dapat idea pung cos tadi dok la bersembang dengan Natalia, one of my officemate. Tadi masa turun ke cafe for a ciggies, dok la bersembang sakan pasal pick up lines. And one of the story serious shit mmg mcm ke-sundel!
Pick Up Line #1
Seorang gayboy drag tasty kat seorang abg muscul ( which is also a gaban la of cos la kan! ). Die tasty cos ternampak kat myspace gayban itiew! And, setelah all of us desak die untuk memberanikan diri untuk beri pick up line, uols tahu apa pick up line die? aiyooooooo!!!! Die hantar msg kat gayban ittiew dengan msg berbunyi :
La La La~
Hiks! Hari ini, rasanya teringin nak buat one entry on worst pick-up lines ever known by me. dapat idea pung cos tadi dok la bersembang dengan Natalia, one of my officemate. Tadi masa turun ke cafe for a ciggies, dok la bersembang sakan pasal pick up lines. And one of the story serious shit mmg mcm ke-sundel!
Pick Up Line #1
Seorang gayboy drag tasty kat seorang abg muscul ( which is also a gaban la of cos la kan! ). Die tasty cos ternampak kat myspace gayban itiew! And, setelah all of us desak die untuk memberanikan diri untuk beri pick up line, uols tahu apa pick up line die? aiyooooooo!!!! Die hantar msg kat gayban ittiew dengan msg berbunyi :
" Hye, pernah drag tak? "
Leyh?? Uols leh terpikir ittiew sebagai one pick up line? Tak boleh kan? Kan! Sesungguhnya Statement Berani mampos mak beri yerk!!!!!
Tapi cerita ini tidak habis di sini! Lepas a few weeks, gayban ni pung enggak balas message ittiew, gayboy drag yang women melampau ni pun tanya kat kiterorg,
" Nyeh, motif gayban tu tak balas msg mak? Mak ada buat or tulis paper yang menyebabkan die sentap ke? "
Motif? Hang tak perasan lagi ke? Kalau me as that muskul gayban also pung tak hingin nak balas message macam tue yer!!
Pick Up Line #2
Pick up line ni mak dengar over the radio one morning masa nak gi kerja. Biasala. Bosan dalam jam pagi pagi buta di Kota Metropolitan Kuala Lumpur, so bukak la radio dengar celoteh Rudy and Jay Jay the Breakfast Crew! Kebetulan masa tue depa tengah dok citer pasal pick up line tau. Ada one caler ni, mak tak hengat dari mana , a girl. Die kata masa tue die kat club tgh chill out with friend kat bar. And then datang la this ( as quoted ) "a charming built chinese man - a model look alike" nak ngorat. Mula-mula pandang pandang, jeling - jeling. Lepas senyum dongak kepala ( aiyoooo mcm kat tasik ngan kat otot otot kan Kie? ). And then masa this girl bgtau pick up line ittiew jejants, mak terus burst into laughter sampai kete sbeleah mak tgk aja mak yer!
"You parent must be a terrorist cos you are such a bomb"
Aiyoooooo! Motif sebegitu rupa pick up line yerk! Very the bertemakan 9/11.
This is I think the worst pick up line ever heard by me sepanjang 21 tahun mak bernafas, bernifas, dan berjimak di uka bumi yang indah nie!!!
Labels: Relationship
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