"Model-Insticnt"
Monday, January 5
Salam Isnin!!!Kan?! Sedar tak sedar sudah 5 hari kite melangkah ke tahun baru 2009 u'ols? Jadi macam mana u'ols semua? Sepanjang 5 hari inniew anything wonderful sudah terjadi belum? *wink* Today is my mother's operation day - even tho operation ittiew is only minor but still - praying for her condition would be better. Ala u'ols, operate masukkan contact lense permenant sajork cos recently my mother addinch coleh pakai speck anymore. Dekat Hospital Selayang sajork in KL! Nearby la - never be a biggy for me - but however meks sudah amik cuti and will be there for her of cos and also eyeing on cute medical student / doctor / nurses. The other day, masa consultation ngan Dr. Ismail (well he is only about 30 years old, fair skin, cute and tall) and obviously for those stated reason, meks akan give full attention - while my mummy thought meks ambil berat about her operation sedangkan meks was imagine how would this doctor look alike naked on the operational bed? LOL!! And when he said about permanent contact lenses - meks terus tanya, "Does it come in various colour - and do you have in grey - any sample?" My mummy dah pengsan dah masa nie. She ingat meks tanya pasal contact lenses yang nak dimasukkan dalam mata die gamaknya - meks pingsan imagine my mum in her late 60's with grey eyed. LOL!!
Neways, lets start bout our today's entry (meks masih lagi trying my best to imagine cute doctors and cute medic students yang meks leh eyed on for 9 hours - porn movie sangat in Janitor's Room. LOL!!!~), today meks nak tulis something about Model-Instinct. Well, instict nie seperti yang diketahui semua is "Naluri". Naluri is Instinct and Instinct is Naluri. That the definition. (LOL!!! Macam budak darjah satu nye essay!). Neway, according to this dictionary,
Instinct = a natural or innate impulse, inclination, or tendency.
So, through out our history lesson in Secondry, selalu meks dengr our forefathers during the prehistoric blah blah blah blah ... use his instinct to survive. And in other words, every human being re born with it in order to keep on survive in this world. That is a normal human-instinct. But topik meks pada hari inniew is "Model Instinct". Meks dapat inspiration and idea untuk entry inniew lepasmeks tengok America Next Top Model, where on of the judge made a statement publicly that, "... not all girls can model". Meks rasa macam Aiyooh! Statement ittiew sangat keji!
Jaslene, ANTM cycle 8 winner VS Nedhim Jack Selina Kimora Setiawangsa
Bagi meks statement ittiew adalah sangat salah u'ols. I mean, kalau dibandingkan dalam history of ANTM sekali pun, tidak semua contestant yang menang or in top 4, masa masuk competition tue they know how to model - except for JADE in cycle 6 yang so anooying and kep on bragging 'bout herself - but she deed knew how to take wonderful pictures tho~ All of them usually get wonderful pictures after weeks and weeks of training and keep on practicing posing depan cermin plus help and guidance by the guru of that model industry. Betul tak? Ittiew sebagai satu contoh yang sangat baguih.
But however, with alot of influence and reading and tgk runaways footage, many of us knew a lil bit how to made basic poses (even tho some look like ... hahahaha ... tidak terjangkau oleh pemikiran manusia normal). I mean, tgk gambar di atas, comparing Jaslene (who already receive training of shoot and poses for weeks with Tyra and Mr Jay, and after winning cycle 8) with Kimora Setiawangsa, (who obviously never entered ANTM or have basic training from the Guru like Jaslene ) still manage to pose more less the same like Jasline cuma posisi kaki ittiew a little bit bebeza. Biarlah - u'ols, kalau belum terima sebarang training dah melerts pose macam tue, iniiewkan pulak kalau ada training kan. Meks rasa tercampak terguling terlempar terpeliuk Jaslene tue jatuh tercampak u'ols!
Fatimah, Top3 ANTM cycle 10 VS Adik Manja Carmeen Kg baru
And then, if the fashion-icon statement was made basically base on the fact, "Fashion shoot was too expensive to be experience by other normal humans" and that why not all girls can model?, meks akan jerit, "HERLOWWWW!!!", you guys have a wonderul bra ads photoshoot in cycle 10 where by all your girls (episode 3) have their newly make over hairdoes and shoot atas a fab yatch. Like above, Fatimah (melerts la negro pelarian nie. Meks sukew diew - remind me of Iman Natasha David Bowie). And does it mean other girls can not be a model? Adik Carmeen have became a living proof and example. Who say normal-ordinary-plump beyond size 2 type of girl 'girl' tak leyh wat shoot atas yatch? Walaupun dengan sling back, normal jeans and tee and a gladiator look-alike sandal, he she still manage to pose and at one glimpse people akan ingat it was Fatimah's shoot, second glimps baru realise it was Adik Carmeen. See, I told you, NORMAL PEOPLE DO CAN MODEL!
A model at backstage in Paris Fashion Week VS *speechless*
Kalau that fashion icon nak cakap, ordinary girls and
Poster Models? When the jury claimed, normal girls can't model, do they meant that normal girls can be on catalogue or be a pin up? Hey darling, I bet below picture speak a more than a thousand words! And I bet he would sell more coke than the poster girl itself!
p/s : tomorrow is my flight to Bandung, Indonesia.
Labels: Blogging, intelectual, Model
posted by Isis Natasha @ 00:00 2 Comments
CRITICS~
Saturday, January 13
Assalamualaikum ~
Rasanya nak tulis pasal apa hari ni yerk? Ntah la, dari semalam I rasa nak tulis something intellectual, since dah lama rasanya this blog tak der something like that. Before this paling last pung, is during the Bloggers Idol kan? Neway, kalau nak tulis pasal tue nak tulis about what?
Well, hari I masuk kerja kul 1630 and seperti biasa sebagai pekerja yang berwibawa and cemerlang, me pung keluar la rumah dalam pukul 1600. (cemerlang la sangat kan!!)
La La La
Neway, masa dalam kereta nak ke office, I bukak la radio (something I seldom do actually - dengar radio dalam kereta - for those yang pernah naik kereta dengan Isis pernah terpikir "Kenapa la dia ni tak pernah nak bukak radio?"). Bukak terus dengar Hot.FM and kebetulan masa tue ada tazkirah. Mula-mula nak tukar channel and then lepas dengar sore ustaz tue yang mmg extremely friendly and kelakar, go on sajork! What really captured my mind is the last word of his. Actually masa tue, die tengah cakap pasal sikap murni bantu-membantu. Quoted : "Biarlah berbeza pendapat politik, tapi saling bantu-membantu, jangan berpecah belah". This word really made me thinking and I recall masa zaman-zaman reformasi dulu. Almost every day ada sahaja pasal pihak tue dok maki org nie, pihak ini dok burukan pihak tue and all of these continue on going until today. Just imagine that, from 1996 (I still remember, masa tue I was in Form 1 - meaning I baru 13 years old, and now I already 22 years old!!)
And also that phrase made me think and wonder about the life of the human being around me. Almost everyday i heard sarcastic cristics made by people about others. Even during pageant, after pageant, during working hours, during meals during window shopping nad stuff.
Rasanya nak tulis pasal apa hari ni yerk? Ntah la, dari semalam I rasa nak tulis something intellectual, since dah lama rasanya this blog tak der something like that. Before this paling last pung, is during the Bloggers Idol kan? Neway, kalau nak tulis pasal tue nak tulis about what?
Well, hari I masuk kerja kul 1630 and seperti biasa sebagai pekerja yang berwibawa and cemerlang, me pung keluar la rumah dalam pukul 1600. (cemerlang la sangat kan!!)
La La La
Neway, masa dalam kereta nak ke office, I bukak la radio (something I seldom do actually - dengar radio dalam kereta - for those yang pernah naik kereta dengan Isis pernah terpikir "Kenapa la dia ni tak pernah nak bukak radio?"). Bukak terus dengar Hot.FM and kebetulan masa tue ada tazkirah. Mula-mula nak tukar channel and then lepas dengar sore ustaz tue yang mmg extremely friendly and kelakar, go on sajork! What really captured my mind is the last word of his. Actually masa tue, die tengah cakap pasal sikap murni bantu-membantu. Quoted : "Biarlah berbeza pendapat politik, tapi saling bantu-membantu, jangan berpecah belah". This word really made me thinking and I recall masa zaman-zaman reformasi dulu. Almost every day ada sahaja pasal pihak tue dok maki org nie, pihak ini dok burukan pihak tue and all of these continue on going until today. Just imagine that, from 1996 (I still remember, masa tue I was in Form 1 - meaning I baru 13 years old, and now I already 22 years old!!)
And also that phrase made me think and wonder about the life of the human being around me. Almost everyday i heard sarcastic cristics made by people about others. Even during pageant, after pageant, during working hours, during meals during window shopping nad stuff.
"motif picture ini dimasukkan?"
Biasa la, tengah tengah dalam kereta nak gi clubbing tiber tiber ternampak Indonesian pakai baju colour combination hazab. Mesti ada yang terpikir "Astagfirullah hal azim, ni apa jenis combination nie?". Atau in 2nd situation, kite tengah bersembang with our female officemate and masa dok bersembang kite dok bagi cristic dalam hati "Dia ni kalau trim kening die mesti melertops! Sapa la buat kening hazab die nie? aiyooo motif senget bagai?" kan?
Usually bende macam ni selalu berlaku. Kalau among ourselves meaning jenis dah rapat bangat sampai cerita kelambu berkongsi bersama ataupun ala ala berpicnic lawatan ke Otot-Otot itu tak kesah la nak panggil or nak carut. Macam mana Alamnda Jengkings carut dagu i, I occay je or mcm mana kita panggil FAZliana as boy_bttm_sedih_kia_spectra (matilah sempat carut lagik!!) pung, cos memang dah kenal lama. Sampai dah ke Otot-Otot/Mirage or cerita kalambu sume dah berkongsi bersama - sahabat.
Tapi the one made me wonder is when you do not know sapa I, setakat baru lepak 2 minit and start to make sarcastic critic about me, aiyoooo! Berani Mampos! Actually I tak pernah kesah pung, cos to me, bukan depa yang bagi I nasik nak makan. But I terpikir macam mana la macam mana orang lain nak terima. Ada a few yang leh terima and ada yang tidak boleh. As for me, ada jugak la sometime yang I tidak boleh terima. Usually masa tengah on marvelon. As far as I concern, right now dah jarang grumpy-pot feeling and dah pekak telinga dah kalau org dok critic my style. lantak la, as long as I feel myself in what ever clothing I wear, I don't care whether other pople like it or not!
But then, I pity those people who can't accept or for those yang tidak boleh terima kritikan sampai bertepuk-bertampar, bergaduh, tarik muka, sentap cos orang take picture padahal in one consesus as a joke. And then, start to critic the other party publicly with comments "Ala takat muka aja cantik, kalo menang crown pun setakat sogok duit under table buat apa?" or "Ala nyeh, sah sah la organizer tue kawan die, confirm la die menang kan!". Such statement walaupun buat dekat belakang orang tersebut but stil it can trigger to such perbalahan sesama kita kan.
Not many of us realise calling others as a FAT PIG does not make u slimmer. Calling other people as a FAGGOT doesnot make you straight as hell person. Call other pople UGLY doesnot make u much more pretty.
Claim that hte crown is based on corruption under table does not change the fact that she is the new Queen. it also doesnt made you as the new Queen. The crown will not be on your head either. Kan!
Renung renungkan!!!
Usually bende macam ni selalu berlaku. Kalau among ourselves meaning jenis dah rapat bangat sampai cerita kelambu berkongsi bersama ataupun ala ala berpicnic lawatan ke Otot-Otot itu tak kesah la nak panggil or nak carut. Macam mana Alamnda Jengkings carut dagu i, I occay je or mcm mana kita panggil FAZliana as boy_bttm_sedih_kia_spectra (matilah sempat carut lagik!!) pung, cos memang dah kenal lama. Sampai dah ke Otot-Otot/Mirage or cerita kalambu sume dah berkongsi bersama - sahabat.
Tapi the one made me wonder is when you do not know sapa I, setakat baru lepak 2 minit and start to make sarcastic critic about me, aiyoooo! Berani Mampos! Actually I tak pernah kesah pung, cos to me, bukan depa yang bagi I nasik nak makan. But I terpikir macam mana la macam mana orang lain nak terima. Ada a few yang leh terima and ada yang tidak boleh. As for me, ada jugak la sometime yang I tidak boleh terima. Usually masa tengah on marvelon. As far as I concern, right now dah jarang grumpy-pot feeling and dah pekak telinga dah kalau org dok critic my style. lantak la, as long as I feel myself in what ever clothing I wear, I don't care whether other pople like it or not!
But then, I pity those people who can't accept or for those yang tidak boleh terima kritikan sampai bertepuk-bertampar, bergaduh, tarik muka, sentap cos orang take picture padahal in one consesus as a joke. And then, start to critic the other party publicly with comments "Ala takat muka aja cantik, kalo menang crown pun setakat sogok duit under table buat apa?" or "Ala nyeh, sah sah la organizer tue kawan die, confirm la die menang kan!". Such statement walaupun buat dekat belakang orang tersebut but stil it can trigger to such perbalahan sesama kita kan.
Not many of us realise calling others as a FAT PIG does not make u slimmer. Calling other people as a FAGGOT doesnot make you straight as hell person. Call other pople UGLY doesnot make u much more pretty.
Claim that hte crown is based on corruption under table does not change the fact that she is the new Queen. it also doesnt made you as the new Queen. The crown will not be on your head either. Kan!
Renung renungkan!!!
Labels: intelectual
posted by Isis Natasha @ 12:46 2 Comments
SPAM~
Thursday, January 11
Holla!!!!
Today, thank God!! 10th Jan 2007, pergh! Almost a lateness into my account ! Hiks! Of cos la! Cube all of you bayangkan, masuk kerja kul 1430 but i kuar rumah in Gombak. And must reach my office before 1430. Bayangkan mak punye pecut kat Jalan Pahang, dah serupa macam Ferrari Driver! La La La La!
Before I start with my entry of the day, nak share an experience dari seamlam nye job. Seriously mmg nak terbahak sundel!
Disclaimer : Bukan tujuan saya untuk membuat such posting about my experience to disgrace or memalukan or menjatuhkan maruah this telcomunication company, the customer or any other officemate. Just publish it to share with other - dah kata my blog is where is express my feeling.
Kewsahnyew begini, I got a call from an Indonesian customer. Biasalahkan Indonesian, sooo bunyi nye pun ala ala nak terbahak dengar sundel! "Cikkk~ Cikkk~ nama gwe Roooody!". This call is about GPRS service. Nama customer ni ( mak ingat lagi, Rianto )
Today, thank God!! 10th Jan 2007, pergh! Almost a lateness into my account ! Hiks! Of cos la! Cube all of you bayangkan, masuk kerja kul 1430 but i kuar rumah in Gombak. And must reach my office before 1430. Bayangkan mak punye pecut kat Jalan Pahang, dah serupa macam Ferrari Driver! La La La La!
Before I start with my entry of the day, nak share an experience dari seamlam nye job. Seriously mmg nak terbahak sundel!
Disclaimer : Bukan tujuan saya untuk membuat such posting about my experience to disgrace or memalukan or menjatuhkan maruah this telcomunication company, the customer or any other officemate. Just publish it to share with other - dah kata my blog is where is express my feeling.
Kewsahnyew begini, I got a call from an Indonesian customer. Biasalahkan Indonesian, sooo bunyi nye pun ala ala nak terbahak dengar sundel! "Cikkk~ Cikkk~ nama gwe Roooody!". This call is about GPRS service. Nama customer ni ( mak ingat lagi, Rianto )
Isis Natasha : Careline, Isis Natasha sedia membantu.
Rianto : Cik, saya ada masalah dengan ini Geh-Peh-Ra-Ass ( that is how Indonesia pronounce it )
Isis Natasha : Baiklah, saya akan cuba untuk membantu cik disini. Sekarang, boleh saya dapatkan model telefon bimbit cik.
Rianto : Saya pakai N70 saja, cik.
Isis Natasha : N70, baiklah apa yang boleh saya bantu cik disini. dari semakan saya, akaun cik ini sudah diaftifkan perkhidmatan GPRS itu.
Rianto : Cik, mmg saya sudah aktifkan GPRS cik. Tapi di mobile saya hanya keluar huruf "G" nya sahaja, "PRS" nya belum lagik!
Aiyoooooooo!!! Nyeh, bayangkan. Handphone punya la sikit mahal kan, and then tup tup tup, PRS-nya belum muncul-muncul!!! Mak punya terbahak, terus tekan MUTE button uols!!!!
Ok lah - proceed to the real thing. Macam ni, lately I perasan ada sahaja spammer in comment and also in bulletin yang agak agak diposkan oleh mak padahal motif mak nak post bulletine kat myspace sedangkan mak nye blog sendiri pung bersawangkan? And mesti dah ramai juga yang rasa malas nand meluat dapat komen spam kan! ras nak maki sahaja Tom paal mende tue kan? So mak dok belek punya belek, belek punya belek and jumpa la salah satu cara untuk mengurangkan ittiew spammer. Tak tahu la mende ni menjadi or not but at least we try kan.
Usually, spammer ni akan terjadi bile depa got our password, yerla kalao tak macam mana depa leh access and send out such msg kan ( mak pung tak tahu betul ke idak but at least, it doeshurt to try ).
Ok lah - proceed to the real thing. Macam ni, lately I perasan ada sahaja spammer in comment and also in bulletin yang agak agak diposkan oleh mak padahal motif mak nak post bulletine kat myspace sedangkan mak nye blog sendiri pung bersawangkan? And mesti dah ramai juga yang rasa malas nand meluat dapat komen spam kan! ras nak maki sahaja Tom paal mende tue kan? So mak dok belek punya belek, belek punya belek and jumpa la salah satu cara untuk mengurangkan ittiew spammer. Tak tahu la mende ni menjadi or not but at least we try kan.
Usually, spammer ni akan terjadi bile depa got our password, yerla kalao tak macam mana depa leh access and send out such msg kan ( mak pung tak tahu betul ke idak but at least, it doeshurt to try ).
Step #1 : Change Password
1. Pergi ke Home
2. Sebelah our main default picture ada Account Setting
3. Click at Account Setting
4. Tengok dekat 2nd row, click at Change Password
5. Masukkan current password
6. Masukkan new passowrd
7. Verify new password tue balik
8. Taipkan all the letter appear kat image bawah tue
9. Click Done
10. Signout and check your new passord
- 10 simple step to change password, but belum lagi habis yer! Just half of the step only!
Step #2 : Delete Bulletin
1. Pergi ke Home
2. Tengok kat sebelah kanan profile, ada Date Box kan. Bawah Date Box tue, ada box " Show My"
3. Click kat Bulletin I Posted
4. Delete sume bulletin yang tidak pernh di-post-kan oleh all of you i.e Spam la of cos
- Easy kan? But ada juga nanti any of you yang tidak
boleh nak delete that bulletin. So how? Macam mana nak buat? Senang sahaja!
Step #3 : Comments
1. Pergi ke Home
2. Clik kat Edit Profile
3. Click kat Edit Safe Mode
4. Click kat Comments
5. Tick all comment yang spam and delete it!
- See!! 5 simple steps kan! Tak sampai 10 minutes pun yang
Step #3 : Comments
1. Pergi ke Home
2. Clik kat Edit Profile
3. Click kat Edit Safe Mode
4. Click kat Comments
5. Tick all comment yang spam and delete it!
- See!! 5 simple steps kan! Tak sampai 10 minutes pun yang
boleh mengorak senyuman dimuka pengunjung profile myspace uols!
But, ada juga yang diantara kite, yang spammer yang meletop-letop! sampai tukar nama korangkan! Tukar nama terus yer! So macam mana nak buang ini virus or "Worm"?
Step #4 : Change Nickname
1. Pergi ke Home
2. Pergi to Edit Profile
3. Replace korang nye symbol yang tidak sepatut nye ada itu ke nama korang kembali in the headline box
4. Remove all the symbol dekat bawah Headline box.
5. And then tekan "Ctrl" and "F". Taipkan "Andrew" or "Eric" in any boxes kat Edit Profile tue. Reason is simple : worm tue nama die AndrewEric! ( Leyh? Bile agaknya nak ada virus or Worm nama Isis kan? ) - Usually bende ni ada kat section "Hero" and also dekat "About Me".
6. Click Save All Changes
- Senang bukan?
Mak dah buat tadi and we pun macam tak tau menjadi or not. But at least, we try daripada terus jadi spammer? Tul tak?
Labels: intelectual
posted by Isis Natasha @ 17:05 0 Comments